Only us Aussies could turn something that looks and smells like Axel-grease into a spread!

And love the taste. We are totally badass!

I still think the name for the new vegemite i heard on the telly is best "buttcheesemite"

Pussymite. Cause they dampen down the taste for pussys. Touristmite.

Buttcheesemite - wait. Omfg
it's in my computers autocorrection!! Tis cause for celebration!
Buttcheesemite buttcheesemite buttcheesemite buttcheesemite!
*sings*
buttcheesemite,
is a bloody new sight,
O, a bloody new sight to meeee!
Buttcheesemite,
will fill you with fright,
if you're not used to eating axel greaaaassseeee!
It's sticky a thick,
it sets like tar.
I just had an idea,
a vegemite caaaaaarrrrr!!
Ahhh... Good tucker....

You, sir, are a warrior poet!

o.o yeah, emo-poet just didn't suit me... I moved to comedy, NEVAR LÜKED BÄK!!

Oooooh, Emo poetry!

[emowhine]Oh, my life sucks and everyone hates me! I'm gonna write a poem about killing myself then when people say they hate it, I'll threaten to do it but write a poem about it instead![/emowhine]

Emo's need to take life by the balls and scream "UP THIS! I DONT WANNA PLAY, IM NOT GONNA FUCKING PLAY! YOU CAN JUST... SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!! NO SCREW THIS! WHERE'S MY CONTRACT?! WHERE DOES IT SAY I CAN BE SLAMMED UP AGAINST A FUCKING WALL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT EVERY FEW SECONDS! SCREW IT, IM ON STRIKE! FUCK "The Man"!"

Or maybe they need rainbows puked all over them.

Hippies get reverse.

I really wanna try the stuff O-o Don't think you can get it in the US V.V

I think there are ways.... Google is your friend.

Hmm that or I can just go to AUS XD

Where everything is out to get you....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMarRzd28w

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html

Oh look a cute little flow... OH DEAR GOD IT SHOOTS POISON DARTS! XD I just makes me wanna go more 8D

Nah. The flowers are harmless.

*sings*
Redback,
Funnelweb,
Blue-Ringed octopus,
Taipan,
Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish,
poisonous thing,
that lives in a shell,
and spikes you when you PICK IT UP!!

COME TO AUSTRALIA!
ya might accidetally get killed!
Have ya been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left...
'till a MASSIVE coronary breakdownnnnnnn!

Redback,
Funnelweb,
Blue-Ringed octopus,
Taipan,
Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish,
big shark,
just waiting for you to swimming at Bondi Beach!

COME TO AUSTRALIA!!
ya might accidentally get killed!
We fear your pants will be filled!
We're sure your blood will be spilled!
Oh, ya might accidentally get killllledddd!!!

I linked that one! Look above!

Yeah, but those aren't copied, I typed the whole bloody song out

I linked the YouTube video.

In America, EVERYONE is out to kill you.
Difference:
in Australia, EVERYTHING is out to kill you.

Sadly that's about 99.9% correct the rest are the hippies XD But I really wanna go XP I still think the plants will still be out to get me though O_o

Only if you eat them, Kay? They're poisonous, not venomous

But... but I swear that one was growling at me! *points* XD

Sorry, That was me.
I was Hungry.

Oh... YOUR IN WITH THE GNOMES!!! *runs*

Eh- no, I'm six foot, five inches tall, I'm no gnome.

Fine a robot built by GNOMES! *runs*

I IS NAWT A ROOBOOT!! I IS 100% FOXEN MALE!!

Hmm.... *pokes* You feel real enough

RAWR DO ROBOOOTTZ HAVE REAL PENISES??

....... WTF are you spamming up my submission with?!

He thinks I'm a giant robot built by gnomes.

You may as well admit it. He has you sussed.

Didn't you just tell me to use both hands on my keyboard?

Hey! Robots have hands!

I is not a robot! Robots do not have sex for the sake of having sex!!

Robots need sexings too!

RAWR



ROBOTS CANT LOVE
YOUR ARGUMENT BE INVALID!!!

ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

..... wait..... what?

ROBOTS ARE NAWT PEOPLE DEY CAN NAWT LOVE!!

Have you ever asked a robot that?

Actually, yes, ever seen that ASIMO robot? It answers logical questions to the best of it's ability!
I never got an answer... :(

Thats because it has never known love, poor thing.

Omg ASIMO and me have something in common o.o

...... You better not be catching the Emo Virus....

Nah, I'm a optimist; I'll find somone!!

Good luck to ya!

o3o?

No.

*cries at his failure*
Am I really that repulsive?!

I'm very hard to get. So much so, no one has got me yet!

You're just a tease T-T

No I'm not! I make it perfectly clear single life suits me!

T.T ouch..!

Oh, boo hoo.

goddammit benj, i told you that we dont all carry guns at every second trying to kill people

My comment still stands... You creepy stalker

i waz just looking in ally's scraps, and i wondered what vegemite was

A very pugnant tasting, thick, black/brown substance that alot of Australians put on bread.

I asked him "do you speak my laguague?" He smiled at me and gave me a Vegemite Sandwich.

AND HE SAAAAAAID!
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

hehehe I just LOVE that song!!!! :)

Ditto!

""you better run from mah home-made rubberrrrr""

Ewwwww. That can't be safe.

Home made condom is Safer than none!

Or, you could, ya know, Abstain...

*flings home made condom like rubber band*
Up it, I'll pay the extra six bucks and get the real-deal!
I SHALL NOT AGREE WITH THIS NEW WORD YOU FEED ME!!

Oooooh! Get me some while you're there. They make great water balloons!

*stops having sex*
lol what?

Ewww, finish up before you talk to me! BOTH HANDS ON KEYBOARD!

lol Kay *continues*

*locks you in a dark box where you can't be seen* Finish up in there.

*muffled noises of sexual activity*
-knock- -knock-
I forgot my pants!!

Suffer.

Hey, I don't care, you're the one who'll have to see my bits!

Not when Mr Fox is locked in a box.

With an incredibly attractive and horny foxen lady? I don't think you plan out your torture..?

....What drugs are you on? You're stuck in that box alone.....

*looks around*
wha-... Damn... I was so sure... *sits in naughty corner*

you heard they released a new type of evil down here!

Vegemite Cheesy Snack!
Vegemite+Cheese= PURE EVIL!!

iSnack 2.0 = CEO's Raping Australian Heritage.

!!!!!! +faved so hard! Vegemite rules <3

I knows!

fucking love this stuff!!!

I don't. I know I put it on wrong though. XP

How much do you put on?
Your only meant to put a tiny bit on unless you is crazy o.o

A lot. I'm an American.

Well thats your problem, your meant to only put a little bit on, as in a layer so thin it doesn't cover the bread completely =P
It's got a very strong taste as you likely noticed xD

AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU AMEN!

Another tube!

Hehe What's Ironic about Vegemite is That The American Brought out the company, and they still don't like the stuff.

I haven't had vegemite in years D=
I love the stuff just to lazy to put it on =/

ARGH YOU BE BUYING VEGEMITE: CHEESYMITE?!

Nooooooo o.o

I wonder, how did this black spread become such an iconic food?

I don't eat it straight very often. I'm more likely to use it in cooking, in fact.

I'm afraid I only likes it on pancakes. But I think that s cause when we're little, all mum gave us was vegemite on toast/sammies etc.... I outgrew it.

Still tastes good on pancakes though.

hmmm... tempted to try some..

haha reminds me of joun romerois adverts for a game called diekatana lol hes about the make hes bitch lol


by the way i LOVE veg mite :p im a rare breed i guess lol most def not for eveybody and plus its expensive lol 8 99 for 1 jar