That... little - burp! - annoying, skinny snack... so overdramatic!
And because what? Only because I ate some of their cows, emptied - hic! - few pastries shop, robbed some carts, borrowed few bags of fodder or gulped just a dozen or two barrels of kipper? Big deal!... And ooh... I'm so sorry that I got thirsty and drunk from your precious brewery, next time don't make your kipper so salty!
Burp! Worst part is that I feel like I'm about to burst, but he's really teasing me to have him and his chunky horse for a dessert....
I swear, he's just so mean!


Art by meh,  mayonnaisepinata