Inktober 21: Treasure

>CHEATTHEJIGGYSDONESOOFFYOUGOINTOFREEZEEZYPEAKANDITSSNOW

"You better quit cheating or you'll regret it! I'll take your save file and reset it"

"Do it, hag. See if we care."
"Yeah, we can finish this whole game in one sitting anyway."

"Then I can come up with something worse. You'll be sorry when you feel my curse!"

"She's bluffing, Banjo. Let's cheat some more!"

>CHEATUPYOUGOWITHOUTAHITCHTOTHEWATERLEVELSWITCH

>CHEATGIVETHEBEARLOTSOFAIR

-fwoomp!- -fwoomp!-

"Grunty! What did you do!!"

"Maybe that wasn't me at all! Your cheat turned you each into a round floating ball."

"Well fix it, hag! Don't you want to fight us at the end? Do something!"

"You're both in a mess of your own creation. There's no way I'll undo your inflation! You've got what you were asking for, now good luck fitting through the door!"

Mad cackling

Game over.