Tonk!

A platoon of guardsmen were holding a valuable objective against a massive WAAAGH, and were successfully cutting down each wave of greenskins that came at them. After about 10 waves however, the guardsmen began running out of ammo.

One of the sergents ran up to his Commissar and pleaded for him to sound the retreat. "We're all out of ammo sir, we can't hold the line anymore they'll overrun us for sure!" "Nonsense, you don't even need ammo to kill orks!"

The Guardsman looked confused at this statement. "When the next wave of orks comes over the hill, point your weapons at them, and shout BANG as loud as you can, and the xenos filth will fall over dead!" The Commissar then ordered him back into his ranks and to spread the word. The sergent, certain he and his men would soon die, did as his commissar ordered.

When the next wave of orks came over the hill, he pointed his empty lasgun at the horde and shouted "BANG!" To his amazement, an ork fell over, seemingly dead. He thought perhaps someone had shot it with a spare round, so he pointed his gun yet again and shouted "BANG!" Another ork dropped dead, and the sergent saw a glimmer of hope. He and his men "shot" the rest of the orks dead, shouting "BANG" all up and down the line. They were all shocked that it had actually worked!

The next wave of orks came over, and this time the guardsmen were so excited that they began having a little fun with it. They'd pick up rocks, throwing them and shouting "BANG", and scores of orks would drop. Some even simply ran up to the orks with no weapon and shouted "BANG", killing the xenos instantly. They smiled and jeered the simple greenskins at how easy it was to kill them.

The third wave came over, and as they bore down on the guardsmen, the imperial platoon began shouting "BANG" as they had before. This time none of the orks dropped however. They thought maybe they hadn't been loud enough, so they shouted again, but still none of the orks died. The guardsmen began to panic and screamed bang repeatedly and frantically, but to no avail. The ork horde reached the guardsmen and cut them all down with their choppas.

As the sergent fell, the life bleeding from him, he faintly heard the ork passing him chanting "I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank." :D

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Keep 'em coming, please and thank you~

what's the front grill for?

You can attach stuff to it for camouflage and it can detonate incomming HEAT or Explosive ammo before it hit the tank.

ah ok, neat

Another excellent armor artwork.

Wished i could Fav this more than once cus holy hell this is some amazing work!

thanks for the feedback.)

Looking back at war too many people would say that this is a Tank Destroyer but in fact no it is not it is a Main Battle Tank A very advanced one at that!

I love these.

i admire how you make all those war machines blend with all those characters

and the fact is traditional is just unreal. we need more traditional artwork like this nodaways

Thanks). Yes, I heard you, and I will try to draw like that as often as possible.

No pressure! what i wanted to say is, that what you do is awsome

it's okay, I just need more practice myself. I myself crave more to draw))

THE WEDGE

"Why the fuck are you all lounging around on the top of the tank? Get the fuck in!
"But sir, we can't!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Our tails are too thick for the seats!"
"And I have wings, I don't know why I was assigned to an armored division with wings."
"Goddamn affirmative action!"