So like our friend bought some cum lube and well me with my abundance of carrots thought it'd be awesome to walk around and offer "carrot jobs".
Some of the best outcomes were:
-"oh noes"
-"I was wondering why you had a puff of different colored fur at the top of your undies" (I carried a carrot in them and whipped it out mwhahha)
-"We already got our own bottle!" (a couple of girls in an elevator)
- "oh god no not the big one"

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