"Being a God and quite a narcissist too I love to share my rampages with the world. After all, a good part of the fun is showing my divine demonstrations of power with the world. So I always make sure to be on the lookout for any news helicopters that might be filming the action. This particular time, while lifting a building off its foundations to check if there was anyone worth saving for a cock or butt toy, I happened to spot one of said helicopters just hovering closely as they looked for a nice shot of this breaking news material. Being the helpful coywolf that I am I quickly stroke a nice pose, hand on my hips as I made sure to put my famous smirk for the world to see how casually I deal with their pathetic existence, the building simply crumbling under the pressure of my closed fist. Of course my pictures don't come free, so the least thing they can do is "repay" me. Knowing me you can certainly figure out what will happen to the chopper but don't worry, I will make sure to rip the camera off first as to save those nice shots for posterity. I didn't even noticed the pathetic explosions as the army tried to retaliate, but what I did notice was the tiny jet passing behind me. After I am done with the chopper, maybe a nice transatlantic desert will do just right to fit that last tiny hole on the stomach..."

(Amazing badge commish by  Tatujapa for my friends at MFF to recognize me, and the tiny ones to try to avoid me hehe. Perfect, quick, cheap, I took a picture of the pose, give her little insight and she simply worked magically to make this amazing art. Again totally recomend her, extremely happy with the piece.)