
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 6318 x 2091px
File Size 4.17 MB
And I can imagine how awkward Squeaks' phone conversation with his family will be. "Hyeah, this big fat deer adopted me as his toy, I guess? No, don't call the cops, he's harmless. He's really fat, too. It makes him really nice to cuddle... actually, could you all move here, too? I'm sure he'd love it!"
Though, I think that it would b a hard sell being a 7' 3", 800lbs plush. I guess I'll just have 2 dress it up a little bit, put a tag on my ear and hold a booklet about my features.
--Totally lifelike!!
--Super soft coat and big squishy belly, great for snuggling!!
--No need for batteries!!*
--Wonderful and comforting scent!!
--Compatible with all sorts of outfits!!
*I don't need batteries, but I do need a power source of some sort. *blushes as belly growls*
Now I just need 2 come up with how much my price tag is gonna say I am.
--Totally lifelike!!
--Super soft coat and big squishy belly, great for snuggling!!
--No need for batteries!!*
--Wonderful and comforting scent!!
--Compatible with all sorts of outfits!!
*I don't need batteries, but I do need a power source of some sort. *blushes as belly growls*
Now I just need 2 come up with how much my price tag is gonna say I am.
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