Obvious joke was obvious, so of course I had to do it. Melvin, the for-lack-of-a-better-word-avatar of  agouti-rex, in a hat he apparently stole from the equally caustic critic Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Agouti-Rex probably hates Zero Punctuation though. He hates pretty much everything else that's popular on the Internet.

I took a few intentional liberties with his design, but the feet were just me being to lazy to thumb through his archives for a panel where his feet aren't cut off.