Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I’m beautiful, baby~

Did your grannie say ‘Listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside’?
I need three words to tear her argument apart:
Your grannie lied!

I’d rather be ✨shiny✨
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck
And make it look ✨shiny✨
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck (kkt)
Just a sec

Don’t you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
Beginners
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners!

I just love free food
And you look like seafood

(…)

Well, well, well
Little Maui’s having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance! Get the hook! (Get it? )
You don’t swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you, I’ve made myself a work of art
I’ll never hide!

I can’t, I’m too ✨shiny✨
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff
My stuff is so ✨shiny✨
Bring your armies but they’ll never be enough
My shell’s too tough

Maui, man
You can try, try, try
But you can’t expect a demigod
To beat a decapod (Look it up )
Oh, you will die, die, die!
Now it’s time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones
Who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour’s just not hard enough

Maui!
Now it’s time to kick your heinie!

Ever seen someone so ✨shiny✨?
Soak it in, cos it’s the last you’ll ever see
C’est la vie, mon ami
I’m so ✨shiny✨
Now I’ll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me

You’ll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and
Shiiiinyyyyyyy!