As much as I like swords, I think I'm actually more of an axe man.

HALF AXE. This axe will shrink down to scale with its wielder if he is any smaller than a normal man, but maintain its damage output regardless of its tiny size.

RAT'S AXE. This otherwise unassuming axe can be frequently found in treasure chests and given away for free at weapon shops, but a person can only ever own one of it. A rat's axe cannot be sold or stolen, only given away (sometimes "given away" in the sense of "chucked at someone's head"). If you have a rat's axe, you can give it and if you don't have one, you can be given it.

LAME AXE. Mistaken for an ordinary woodcutter's axe until it's used in combat, where it generally appears to be an axe with worse accuracy than normal...unless you make a targeted attack towards a leg, in which case it has +3 to hit.

HARD AXE. Chops through stone and other very hard solid materials as well as a normal woodcutting axe does through wood. Damages enemy's armor with every attack.

FAT AXE. A huge hammer that does blunt force damage instead of cutting, but still "counts as" an axe for the purpose of characters with an axe-based weapon specialty/skills/feats.

DEVIANT AXE also known as BAFFLING AXE. This awkwardly shaped axe is at -2 to hit at all times, but sometimes inflicts confusion.

PUNK AXE. If wielded by a female canid, causes a murderous berserk rage that only expires when grip on the axe is lost. In the hands of a male or a non-canid female, is nothing but an ugly "ornate" axe with -1 to hit and -2 damage.

DUMB AXE. Another unassuming-looking weapon, the Dumb Axe has +1 on attempts to strike at the neck or head, -1 on attacks aimed elsewhere, and on a successful hit will afflict the victim with the Mute status.

SMART AXE. Has +1 to hit in melee and when thrown, never misses.

BAD AXE. The axe has a living, sapient spirit bound to it; this spirit is Chaotic Neutral in character and revels in mockery of its wielder and those it is wielded against. Also it's enchanted with +3 to both accuracy and damage.

QUESTION AXE or AXE A QUESTION. This axe compels someone cut with it to speak the truth (to the best of his knowledge) in response to a single question

CANDY AXE also known as SWEET AXE. The minty mouse fairy Natalie transforming herself into a weapon, literally objectifying herself to help her (male!) mate in battle. How problematic!

AXE HAT, HAND AXE, KICK AXE, and THORAXE (not pictured). Axes that double as other pieces of equipment, for someone who doesn't think owning a dozen other axes to use as weapons is enough and needs to add them to his head, glove, boot, and body armor equip slots as well. Their damage is all mediocre (roughly unarmed damage +1, type changed from blunt to sharp) but the opportunity value of having ways to chain extra axe attacks together makes up for it.

BATTEL AXE or BAT-L-AXE. Spooky Halloween axe! It flies twice as far when thrown but has no other significant properties aside from looking cool because bat and dragon wings are the best kinds.

TERRA SUNDERER. The strongest, heaviest axe around - a weapon out of dwarven legend, truly fit for the greatest warriors. It can cause a fissure or quake on a critical hit.


The list goes on, I think I have like a dozen more I didn't even draw on this page. All of these weapons are stored in the Axe Hole when not in use; a critical miss while swinging them around is an Axe-ident.