"There ya go, ya silly bear. You look so dumb as a bear now! Now, let's show you where you'll be staying for the month: your very own log cabin! You'll be known as the biggest, dumbest, fattest bear in the forest! You can't help but wanna make everyone laugh at you! Ya got it, kid? That's a goooood kid. After this bonk on the noggin, you'll go into a deep sleep like all bears do...and when you wake up, your month of Hypnovembear begins~"