After spending countless days and nights preparing the "Ginny the Electric Moon Pumpkin" series for your Autumnal viewing pleasure , why am I suddenly in a Mortal Kombat match with my 8th husbando, Smoke? Why are we playing the Japanese Pocky Game when we could be ripping each other's guts out? Why didn't I tell you sooner that I had 8 husbandos (and counting)? Were memes involved in any of this? Find out tomorrow (tomorrow meaning upwards of 6 months, naturally) when I tell you all the sketchy story of...

...Tanukitana's Pocky Day Inflatality!

And until then, feel free to bask in the beauty of sexy inflated Smoke.