
Durian: 2 Moods
Everyone who had their fair share of durians will know two types; you either hate it or love it, and I choose the latter. What about you? What's your experience with the king of fruit like?
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the fruit is an enigma. many questions without answers
who decided to eat it first?
why did they think it was edible?
why does it have a sharp wooden husk, weigh 3 to 10 lbs and fall 130 feet when ripe,making durian farming incredibly dangerous?
what does it smell like?
what does it taste like?
these questions were not asked by me when i first tried it. the only thing i thought was, where is the dragon fruit in this hmart? then i saw it, in a cooler, frozen solid. i thought, hey its that kickball from mario sunshine.
so i bought one. knowing nothing about the fruit. in the ride home i held the mesh that contained it. and wondered why the car began smelling of socks. then we got home. the durian was set on the dining room table. at this time for some reason, the dogs began randomly vomiting everywhere.
i decided id let it thaw overnight. and cut it in the morning after my psychiatrist appointment. my doctor had lived in thailand for a few years unbeknownst to me and my mom, and when we told her about our acquisition, her face got a look of shellshock on it.
then i learned the truth about durian. in thaiand theyd have truckloads of it and passerby would be wretching and puking from them driving by.
upon discovering this we knew we would have to open it outside. we also discerned why the dogs were sick.
so i got home. I took it outside, and i stabbed the seam with a knife. the odor hit my nose. an unforgettable durian odor. a medley of sewage and rotten onions. then i tasted it. it was a fruit made of french onion dip. so i had my brother try some by bringing the durian inside. where i learned another truth about it. the smell is like the water wraith from pikmin 2. its inanother dimension that overlaps our own, able to permeate any solid barrier, and stick to them aswell. for the rest of the night we were trapped in the living room, the smell of the fruit on the dining room table had cornered us.
it took my mom 3 days to eliminate the odor. 3 days of bleaching the site upon which it sat.
as a side effect, i found the smell of skunk refereshing. anything smelled better than that spiky nightmare
many moons later i held a seminar on exotic fruit at my school. i brought durian to this. it was interesting to stab it and pass it around and see people react to the aroma. some hated it, some loved it. but the taste was the bizzare part.
some said it was avocado some said custard, others banana, others onion. the fruit with the other dimensional aroma capable of pennetrating plastic wrap 3 layers of tupperware a tape cocoon and a styrofoam cooler, tasted and smelled completely different to everyone who tried it.
tl dr, Durian is an experience. its used in numerous asian desserts, and you won't knowif you like or hate it until you try it
who decided to eat it first?
why did they think it was edible?
why does it have a sharp wooden husk, weigh 3 to 10 lbs and fall 130 feet when ripe,making durian farming incredibly dangerous?
what does it smell like?
what does it taste like?
these questions were not asked by me when i first tried it. the only thing i thought was, where is the dragon fruit in this hmart? then i saw it, in a cooler, frozen solid. i thought, hey its that kickball from mario sunshine.
so i bought one. knowing nothing about the fruit. in the ride home i held the mesh that contained it. and wondered why the car began smelling of socks. then we got home. the durian was set on the dining room table. at this time for some reason, the dogs began randomly vomiting everywhere.
i decided id let it thaw overnight. and cut it in the morning after my psychiatrist appointment. my doctor had lived in thailand for a few years unbeknownst to me and my mom, and when we told her about our acquisition, her face got a look of shellshock on it.
then i learned the truth about durian. in thaiand theyd have truckloads of it and passerby would be wretching and puking from them driving by.
upon discovering this we knew we would have to open it outside. we also discerned why the dogs were sick.
so i got home. I took it outside, and i stabbed the seam with a knife. the odor hit my nose. an unforgettable durian odor. a medley of sewage and rotten onions. then i tasted it. it was a fruit made of french onion dip. so i had my brother try some by bringing the durian inside. where i learned another truth about it. the smell is like the water wraith from pikmin 2. its inanother dimension that overlaps our own, able to permeate any solid barrier, and stick to them aswell. for the rest of the night we were trapped in the living room, the smell of the fruit on the dining room table had cornered us.
it took my mom 3 days to eliminate the odor. 3 days of bleaching the site upon which it sat.
as a side effect, i found the smell of skunk refereshing. anything smelled better than that spiky nightmare
many moons later i held a seminar on exotic fruit at my school. i brought durian to this. it was interesting to stab it and pass it around and see people react to the aroma. some hated it, some loved it. but the taste was the bizzare part.
some said it was avocado some said custard, others banana, others onion. the fruit with the other dimensional aroma capable of pennetrating plastic wrap 3 layers of tupperware a tape cocoon and a styrofoam cooler, tasted and smelled completely different to everyone who tried it.
tl dr, Durian is an experience. its used in numerous asian desserts, and you won't knowif you like or hate it until you try it
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