First off, I apologize for subjecting you all to this abomination, but this really was a meaningful experiment. Let me start from the beginning, because there's more than meets the eye to this... thing. I recently used Tier Maker to rank all 890 Pokemon, grouped by generation, just to see what it would look like. Soon after, I was hit with the greatest and worst idea I ever had: "Why not take qualities from all the Pokemon I hate, and mash them into one complete shitmon?". I fell in love with the idea instantly, but I couldn't stop at just that. I had to put in the minimum amount of effort to make it seem like this would pass for an actual Pokemon.

I present to you all... Arktiklawz. Let's go down the list.

Low-effort name? Check.
Fat egg-shaped body with no neck? Check.
Obnoxious crack addict eyes with big eyelashes? Check.
Stupid bowl-cut hair, complete with ahoge? Check.
Big red pig nose? Check.
Giant mouth and chunky lips? Check.
Tongue sticking out? Check.
Facial hair? Check.
Giant buck teeth? Check.
Eye-melting colors? Check.
Constantly dancing? Check.
Blatant Christmas theme? Check.
Overall irritatingly dopey demeanor? Check.
The absolute worst typing in the game? Check.
High in one attack type, but doesn't learn a single move in that category? Check.
Terrible abilities? Check.
Slower than molasses? Check.

I even went as far as to edit a PokemonDB page, to make it look legit. It took some browser wizardry to do, but I pulled it off. Seriously, you'll enjoy it. You can see it here: https://twitter.com/JimmuArts/statu.....999749/photo/2

Pokédex entries:
Pokémon Fork: "This Pokémon can survive temperatures below sub-zero. Wherever Arktiklawz migrates, entire populations of Delibird mysteriously vanish."
Pokémon Spoon: "It restlessly rummages through garbage to create presents for small children. The presents are filled with Arktiklawz's favorite thing - rocks."
Pokémon Fork 3: "The appendages on Arktiklawz's head create a loud, irritating jingling noise. Strangely, Delibird run and hide whenever they hear it."
Pokémon Spoon 3: "It loves to stalk small children, and throws its hastily-made presents at them. It can instantly detect whether or not its prey is sleeping."

Yes, this is truly peak Pokemon design. The worst of the worst. The BEST of the worst of the worst. A design that truly transcends Game Freak and Pokémon as a whole. Arktiklawz is our god now. If you have to unfollow me because of this, I completely understand, but it had to be done... especially before Game Freak creates a Pokemon like this. And trust me, they're getting really, REALLY close.

This abomination, art © me