lawls xD Excellent use of blasphemy there. :3

It's not blasphemy if Catholics find it funny. xD

You mean Christians? XD lols..

Especially the stuck-up Catholics. ^_^

Reese is catholic(they haven't excommunicated me yet!)
Reese finds this funny
therefore, is not blasphemous

You' re good to go!

Dear heretic, here thou have your excommunication notice.

curses! D:

"here thou hast" !
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/.....speare-kitteh/

Uh... wathever.

More precisely, "Here hast thou notice of thine excommunciation".

Sorry. History buffs with a bent for language... and some of are pretty bent...

(Could be worse. At least we're only going back to early Renaissance. You don't want to know what it looks like if you go back to Chaucer...)

No I'm sorry, it is blashphemy. Your just all retarded. Apprently you all also need to put your thinking caps on and starting haveing brains.

Your all retarded

Ohgod I lold.


You sir are a great troll.

What's "Blashphemy"?

When arguing about thinking caps, spell check might be a good thing.

blasphemy is when people talk about god or Jesus that sort of thing and either talk bad about him, downcast his name, yadda yadda yadda

Congratulations on completely missing my pointing out your stupidity, and further proving my point.

Way to get sarcasm C:

Actually, to blaspheme is to dramatically breach the etiquette of one's faith. It would be also blasphemous for a devout Catholic to promote contraception or uh...um...I don't know what Catholics believe in. <_<;

Blasphemy is FUN

Don't be a stuck up bitch, you're on a fucking furry website with depictions of buttsex and other fun activities banned by your giant invisible sky fairy. You're in no position to baww about it.

What about all my retarded?

It's sacrilegious at best, but not heretical at heart. Just a joke. Apparently YOU need to stop being a right ass towards people with a sense of humor. Put your remaining half of a brain to good use by checking your spelling.

Some of have to, since you obviously don't. ;o

*us. ;o; My keyboard ate my letters...

or get laid.

And you, apparently, need to work on your handle of the English language. I've taken a moment or two to look at this post and some of your other ones and not only is the spelling poor ( I won't say atrocious, I've seen worse than you) but in this case you also seem to lack an understanding of the words you use. I urge you to seek further education in the use of the English language before attempting any further posts. Unless of course you want to be ridiculed more. I also urge you to seek some further education on the critical analysis of both writing and artistic expression. This will help you immensely in your posts here in FurAffinity.

Or I could drop the high attitude and Ad Hominem and just tell you to lighten up. One should always seek to better themselves but I understand that there isn't always an incentive to do so.

I'm Catholic and I find it funny.

"I'm sore from having sex too much!"

You need to get laid XP

You're doing it wrong

Christ that text is hard to read

I remember someone calling me out for being a virgin when they lost their virginity to their dad.

I dropped my food when I read the last part. Nice job <3

I'm totally serious, some guy called me out for being a virgin and I looked on ED for him, found out about an ancient journal of his saying his dad had sex with him

Totally lol'd

According to ED, I died four years ago in my 9001th suicide attempt. Needless to say the site lies sometimes.

It's a bit hard to think they're lying when, you know. It's actually the guy's journal on their page

I still dropped my food. Then reading this, I just put it all back in and laughed. I dropped it for a FUNNY reason. Not a sick one. <3

I'm curious to know who this is now

"Less drama more sex"

seems he's finally had the wisdom to take it down. Oh well, I'm sure it'll resurface somewhere, such things tend to go on record forever

He typoed his own username so I don't know how to spell it (in)correctly

:rathchetmechanic: or :ratchetmechanic: or some stupid shit like that

That guy?

I know, I'm just saying I found the link within ED, but he's deleted the journal. Someone will have preserved it though

Holy crap. O.o;; Weird coincidence. I saw this last night and I recently had this guy respond to a comment I made.

...he wasn't very polite.

ole Ratchet "am i a troll or just clueless" Mechanic

Agreed.

Yes. I fully support this. Regardless of the fact I haven't seen it too much, it really... just no.

I love that law.

People like that bother me, since when did scoring solve all of life's problems? >_>

Sounds like someone needs to get laaaaaid.

Ffffffffff D8

Dammit I shoulda seen that one coming :c

And how many does it create?! XD

I want a refund. I still have all the same problems in life even after receiving bun rapes.

Have you tried giving them?

Haha, sadly I sometimes agree with the person, then you just realize that it's wrong anyway. Getting laid is so much wooooork. D: <

Heh, you've a pretty good idea there; it's rather irking when someone makes that implication.

Virgins would be appreciative of such a rule, I'm sure.

^_^

Cool comic here; thanks for the share.

My usual counter retort is "And you're applying for this position, correct?" while I look at them dirtily and reach for my belt buckle.

lolz! "Yes I am!" would be my reply!

At which point, I would know the jig is up and would be running!

I am always terrible at the follow through in these things.

don't worry, ... i'll would let you off with a chase and huggle. *huggles*

Agreed.

Sounds like someone needs some wang-time

This is amusing.

I fear for the Penis Fairy if it in any way resembles the Tooth Fairy...

Also, my favorite part is how Jesus looks half-Asian :D

She takes your penis and leaves you a quarter for it.

My penis is worth more than a quarter! D=

I bet your teeth are worth more than a quarter too, but the tooth/penis fairy flies and has no concept of MONETARY VALUE. Deal with it.

You should be fine as long as your penis isn't under a pillow when you fall asleep.

I tend to sleep with a pillow tucked between my legs D=

Be careful~

I better get more than a measly QUARTER!

It's a quarter for every 10 inches. You might just get a dime. :|

These rates should be clearly posted somewhere! Or I'm getting the Better Business Bureau involved!

Oh god like we don't hear it enough XD

Haha. Win.

Eh. Sex is overrated. Never figured out why you can risk herpes and AIDS when you can fap to whatever you want for free.

Most of those people have never had sex. Or don't realize it tends to create more problems :/

I'd be the person on the left in every argument....for a very long time to come. XD;;......DX

I think you need to get laid.

We can call it The Virgin's Law.

I just about lost it at John Wilks Booth. I almost couldn't move on to Jesus. Genius.

61.

I like how the guy 'Brent' being accused of blaring metal at 3 AM is balding. x3

Hah, yes!

the next one is that everyone always assumes that if I woman is being bitchy she MUST be on her period. They call it PRE-Menstrual Syndrome for a reason! = /

"It's not PMS, it's YOU." is a favorite chestnut of mine.

this!

Eh, some of us are still bitchy during the great red storm.
I know I am. But I'm also having cramps from hell and am bed ridden. So that might be the problem XD
I swear some men get PMS though >.>

I know a guy who actually does get moody at the same time every month. He tracked it for a year.

How interesting. I have a friend who is the same way. I think Men may get something like a hormone boost every now and again like a woman on her period gets.

True story: I actually had what can only be described as a male period cramping for 14 years or so. Was corrected with surgery when I was 15. Sucked ass, and was then followed by passing a lot of kidney stones.

The moral of the story? GUYS CAN FEEL YO PAIN, LADIES.

You know how both sexes carry female and male hormones? Maybe your friend had high estrogen levels? or even weirder, I have a male friend who has an ovary and he actually gets cramps every month. Poor dude!

Lunar cycle.

Werewolves of London.

That's a kickass song. :D

Seemed appropriate. =3

AWOOOOOOOO!!

XD awesome

Oh but what about the instances (rare they may be) where this is true....?

True sexual frustration implies that they haven't been handling the situation themselves either.

See if this can be ruled out first.

Hahah "Someone needs to masturbate more!" LOL I'll have to use that one

You're only saying this because I need to get laid.

Wait...

lol

haha omg wow

"Well come over here then. You're a massive cunt, so you'll do!"

The one with John Wilkes Booth cracked me up the most.

I'm so glad I never had to deal with this. XD

"You need to get laid" argument should only be used against man-hating women feigning as feminists.

Tru dat, sistah.

Now let's all go get laid anyways. B]

If more metal fans wore shirts featuring smiling pink bearmonsters, the world would be a more interesting place.

Haha. Oh god. I've only seen one time where that arguement actually worked well.

A godwin's law for this.. very ture :O

looks to me like that jesus was already a kinky bastard...

This.

"Oh hey kid...." *washes toned body with warm, soapy water* "Come over here. I can take care of you tonight..."

lolz *comes around the corner* "you talking to me? =^.^="

FUCKING WHO HITS ON JESUS. GOD DAMN

someone making a joke, ... eh oh well.

also someone who takes the internet too seriously. <3

heh maybe, ... or maybe someone who is gay for Jesus, ... lolz

you gotta admit... he's ripped.

there's no back fat on the body of Christ.

Or he could be really twinky, just with a beard. :I

Well, taking this comment entirely too seriously for a moment...

He likely ended up working as a carpenter after Joseph died to keep the family outta poverty. Lots of hard, sweaty work. And even after he quit to take up the ministry, he walked around a lot and probably lived in near-poverty.

So, yeah. =P Jesus was probably well trimmed when he got nailed.

(I feel like there should be a sex joke relating to that last part, but I can't think of it.)

I propose we call it, "Douchebag's Law".

People really think this is a legit argument? Really? I hate sex, I'm just bitchy all the time because I hate everyone.

Pie's law

You made it, you name it!

Aw gawd- have you been watching How I Met Your Mother?

Appropriate if you are angry over not getting laid, however.

You're really complaining about this? Such a small issue. I think a certain piecat needs to get a lil' somethin' somethin'.

Stunning perfection

simply amazing

It's a good point, but trying to nullify all the stupid arguments is like trying to bail out the Atlantic Ocean.
With a sieve.

Now what if we combined Goldwin's Law and this one...

"Hitler, you need to get laid!"

Would've saved millions. :C

Not sure that would work, Hitler only had one testicle after all.

...No wonder he went off half-cocked.

You can still fuck with one ball. Lance Armstrong seems to get around pretty well.

Yeah, but you run the risk of them getting pissed off at something. Then they take their ball and go home. ^_~

THIS.

Pie cuts to the heart of the matter!

I wonder what precisely one leaves under the pillow to assure a visit from the penis fairy?

A condom

That's mostly how we solve arguments on the internet pie, hohoho

This and penis envy.

So what happens if you're in an argument with Hugh Hefner?

i.fucking.hate.this.arguing.method.

John Wilkes Booth is pretty stylin'

This would make a great public service announcement XD

I've been said to this many times just because I don't agree with em >.=.> yeaa not everything gets solved by being laid

SO EFFING TRUE

It is so funny that your avatar matches this comment.

And pure coincidence, to boot!

Amen!

You win more than is humanly expressable.
you do NOT need to get laid.

I always sort of assumed that that was the case, anyway.
I have a vague, unintelligable idea forming in my head regarding the sex argument- it somehow involves hitler, and the Godwin's law regarding him (first oen to compare somebody to hitler loses!) but i am not sure how to pull it off. . .

I had a gigglefit.

Dude, if I thought sex would solve this problem, I woulda called your momma, she is like the convenience store of Vagina, always open.... and normally filled with stoners at early hours of the morning.

IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW

EVER SINCE I GOT LAID I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL THE TIME

...and all I can think of is "Cool, you crucified Jesus correctly."

(Nails through the wrist, not through hands, for anyone wondering).

I'm glad someone noticed!

i noticed...

Huh. I didn't catch that.

Maybe that's why all the Catholics in the first few posts are talking about "blasphemy" and all that. =P But then, I'm assuming quite a bit, so I'll shut up now.

That wouldn't make any sense, though, would it?

Probably not. I think I was reaching there. =P I try not to get into theological debates/discussions anyhow. Once burned, twice shy.

Yeah, but how could it possibly be blasphemy if that's the way the Romans really did crucify people? Then again, logic has never been a forte of the religious mind.

I can understand that people see making crucified Jesus the butt of the joke as sacrilegious, though I think in that case they are taking themselves way too seriously. Besides, blasphemy is a thought crime, and therefore no crime at all.

You've taken this in a direction that I'm uncomfortable with. I don't know quite how to respond.

I think the people above were joking anyway. *shrugs* Not that it matters much to me how Jesus was crucified. I'm a Christian, so it's more the fact it happened that's important.

Bwahaha. Awesome. Sacrilicious, even.

I also love how any guy that's kind and sensitive MUST be gay/virgin.
And to believe those same girls have complained when their boyfriends are total douche bags to them x)

OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'COS YOU NEED SOME

Agreed! Same with people who claims to have the most perfect sexual life.

sex + ignorance = happiness?

not from all the guys and gals I know from back in high school (hint; preggers)

As being among the one percent of people in the world with no interest in sex (with anyone) a approve of this message x 10.

Oh, that was good.

Yeah, but...what about those of us they're actually RIGHT about?

Hahahahahah XD

I actually knew someone who used to fling this accusation all the time. He justified it by saying of COURSE it's been proven scientifically that having lots of sex makes you a more mature, wise, perfect individual.

It got really creepy when he would tell younger women that they just needed a good lay.

Hmm, is it wrong that I have a long-running tendency to suggest something similar for my own amusement when someone is feeling under the weather, like so?


me: "You know what the problem is, don't you?"

sucker: "Uhh, no, what?"

me: "Not enough sex!"
(or)
me: "Medical studies have shown that it most often results from . . . not enough sex!"

THIS. IS. TRUUUUUUUUUUUTH! *Leonidas kick*

i knew the penis fairy existed!

Doesn't having sex make you a more cheerful individual, Pie? For a few weeks after I've gotten laid, I'm actually a pleasant person to deal with.

And then the credit card bill arrives...

I know you're joking, but actually no... it always made me feel uncomfortable and awkward. In short: I'd rather be playin' vidya games.

...nice.

What about "get over yourself"?

The third panel made me laugh pretty darn hard. Touche' madame

Everyone seems to like John Wilkes best!

He was a pretty cool guy IRL. Except for the whole, er... murder thing

You discovered the law...name it after yourself!

Godwin's Law, Sturgeon's Revelation...(Your Surname's) Theory of Diversion by Sexual Implication.

Assuming the accusers are getting laid themselves, all I'm getting from this is that having sex possibly makes a person a jerk. Hm.

I get told this a lot in TF2 by people who are losing, who I'm positive have had sex fewer times than me.

...that makes no sense. It's not an argument they're losing, it's a computer game.

If anything, the fact that you're pwning them so well would make one think that you are getting laid, and quite often!

How would that make you think someone is getting laid? TF2 is not that sexy a game.

I think it's more the idea that their virginity and/or loneliness would partially distract from one's focus while playing.

On the other hand, perhaps the people insulting him think he's just taking out a lot of sexual frustration. =P Because obviously being sexually frustrated makes you the Chuck Norris of gaming.

Similarly,
"Maybe you shouldn't argue with me if you weren't on the rag."

....i agree.....very strongly

It's "X is a Nazi/Hitler" argument 2.0

It's kind of like if you call someone Hitler during an argument then you automatically lose.

So what if I said that Hitler was so evil because he needed to get laid? Do two negatives cancel each other out and create a positive?

I cracked a smile at the last panel.

The Fallacy of the Phallusy...?

ad hominems

I agree entirely

JWB's got some sass.

Worthy of the Pythons, I must say. X3

can't we just name this law after you?

SO TRUE. Why are people like this?!!! WTF haha aww. *sadface*

Haha awesome comic, I always love your work.

We can only hope like seriously that is the first thing assholes wip out when they cant think of anything witty. It irks me to no end.

"You're right. I need to get laid. But all the girls I bring home are scared of the balding man with the odd shirt and loud music. So if you could please turn it down, you right bastard, I'd definitely appreciate it."

aint it true most times than not tho? hehe

The only exception to this law is Valentine's Day. In that case it's usually true that the complaining person needs to get laid.

The first person in an argument to imply that the other side is upset because they haven't had enough sex automatically loses that argument.

Good gods THIS.

I don't really get that much. Though when I do it doesn't bother me that much when it does happen. I suppose it's much more annoying if it's like the same person saying it to you over and over again, like some kinda sleeze.

YESSSSS. Getting laid or lack of has nothing to do with your argument!

Usually, the ones that are saying "u need 2 get laid" have never been laid.

Yeah that irks me too, since what does getting laid have to do with the arguement. ^^;

Hey, if Christ can get "nailed" then surely those others ca- *Brick'd*

I'm Catholic and i approve of this :P
(not that it matters, though)

Actually, my Husband's mom won an argument like that a few years before I met him.

At the time, she also thought he was gay. O_O

Sounds like someone's got PMS!

As a genuine and authorized Pope of Discordia, I hereby de-re-excommunicate you and declare this comic an international holiday!

Sad fact is that people tell me this...and getting laid doesn't solve my problems at all. So I don't do it.

Then they use the "God,you're such a bitchy/hysterical",only because I don't want to get laid. D:

Btw: I like this,though, I hope that people who says that actually shut up. lol

for the record, Abraham Lincoln was a dick

I want to have the dress/facial hair of Booth in this comic.

LOL. My sister tried this argument with me some years ago in front of her friends, trying to look cool...

My response? "Yeah, well, what's YOUR excuse?" Embarrassing much? Lol. (Suffice to say the least, she's a raging, psychotic bitch that even our mother compares to a hornet and other such lovely things >.>)