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Bullard went shopping for Thanksgiving Dinner, when all of the sudden Reginald, a 250 year old vampire, confronted him and said "I heard that you werewolves like silver, so I brought a gift for you" as he was floating in the air and about to pull an object from his coat pocket. Bullard knew that Reginald was out to kill him, as he has a long history of hatred towards all of werewolves and grabbed a 30 pound frozen turkey from the freezer and threw it as the evil monster before he could get the silver object from his pocket, knocking him flat onto the floor below him. Bullard found that Reginald had a gun with silver bullets in his pocket.
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Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Wolf
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File Size 677.9 kB
A thirty pound turkey thrown with a werewolf's strength I think would give even a two and fifty year old vampire a serious headache so I imagine Reginald wasn't going to be any further trouble. Bullard was acting in self defence as well with Reginald clearly intent on murder so I imagine that it will be a long stretch in prison for Reginald. It also serves the vampire right as well for his overconfidence and desire to be dramatic. I'm sure though Reginald wouldn't be the first vampire to possibly underestimate a werewolf or to be a little too arrogant for his own good.
AHhhhh gosh! Bullard! You're missing opportunities for great lines here! "SUCK on this!" "FANGS, but no FANGS!" "I"ll put you back in your coffin!" "Play ball! BUTTERBALL that is!" "Messing with me is BITING off more than you can chew!" "You're supposed to hit it back, BAT!" "Aww, having a BAT day are we?" "Too BAT for you I'm on a no-silver diet!"
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