"You- you froze his leading foot to the floor."

"I did."

"You threw your half-broken sword at him, and MISSED."

"That's right."

"Then, somehow you called it back to your hand, and in the process, brained him with the hilt. You DELIBERATELY ignored every rule of engagement and fair play in this so-called duel. In a fair fight, he'd have slapped your flimsy blade aside and killed you in a moment!"

The kobold nodded, a sly smile on his face. "Not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is there?"

"...I hate you, lizard. So much."

(Art courtesy of rukkiiru on Instagram)