The posture Mort takes in this scene has just been screaming at me to do something like this for weeks, now.

The actual art, characters, comic, and everything important is property of  LemonDeer; all I did was add a top hat, monocle, and cane. You can find the real deal here and I suggest that you do so!

Will probably delete this later, but uploading it temporarily seemed like the simplest way to see if it got a laugh out of  LemonDeer first.

This is probably my favorite of the three.