I'm going to start from the beginning, sounds interesting :3

What? You didnt read the ones before this?

I meant this one.

oh

2 things.

1)French homework is a PAIN! And french is my mother tongue.

2) Steven is an IDIOT! If I'd get a call in the middle of the night from an unknown creeper who knows my name and asks me to go in my backyard in the middle of the night, I'd call the police! And if I really were to go outside, I'd make sure to bring a baseball bat with me!


Sorry, but it's just, ARHG! It could be a pedo, it could be a stalker, it could be a weirdly-dressed magical maniac who turns people into wolfes, it could be a killer... Wait, what?

1: Je prend francias, Je n'aime pas les deviors et la grammaire.

2: What fun would it be if he just called the police? Besides Dyose would like destroy them if they did come.

1)En français, il y a des règles, des exceptions aux règles et des exceptions aux exceptions. L'anglais est tellement plus simple.

2) I know, it's just that if it happened to you, I wouldn't expect to see you around anymore. Life is as precious as it is easy to lose.

En passant, est-ce que vous parlez français aussi? Pas pour être méchant, mais je sais à quel point les anglophones peuvent massacrer la prononciation de certains mots.

Gimme a minute, my french is beyond rusty...

*"Life is as precious as it is easy to lose"? Sounds like a fortune cookie*

One of the rare few I found that actually made sense

PS: Si tu as besoin d'aide, tu sais qui appeler...

dyose needs to stop waking people up X3