Here's the second part of me, Garciaparty, Xehta13, and Mario-Soleman's entery into Maderina's contest! The first part can be found here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3413725 ^w^ Enjoy!

Artwork used here done by Xehta13 and Mario-Soleman

All mentioned characters belong to their original owners.

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PCA – Contest Entry Part 2: Two Goofballs vs. Two Ditto-bots


Pulling herself out of the dirt Nina was cussing quietly, meanwhile Elian was still reeling from the Pain Split he’d been hammered with. It was the two of them against two ditto-bots that could effectively be anyone from any team in the school… not the best odds. The odds only served to get worse when the two remaining bots shifted into a rather debonair looking Articuno guy and a HUGE bestial looking Mamoswine. Nina just shook her head, muttering “Great… Al and Tuscany from Team Summit… seniors… just great…”

Elian on the other hand didn’t have the time for smart remarks as he fond himself dodging blows from Ditto-Tuscany, who somehow seemed as pissed off as the real thing even with that ditto face, and trying to find some opening to launch an attack. Taking to the air Nina on the other hand found herself on the receiving end of Ditto Al’s ice attacks… and was NOT happy about it “OW, OW, OW!!!! I HATE COLD!!! HATE IT!!!” she cussed as she kept flying at full speed to keep from becoming a live sized “Bug in the Ice Cube” novelty item.

Batting away Ditto-Tuscany’s blows as best he could Elian tried to launch a Bubblebeam, if he could get a decent water attack out then he had a chance, unfortunately he got a Mud Slap to the face before he even managed to begin the attack. Staggering back from the attack Elian’s eyes went wide as he saw the giant ditto prepare to finish him off with a Mud Bomb… only to be saved at the last minute by having Nina crash into him full tilt, sending them both flying as the Ditto-Al chasing Nina ended up taking the attack. The Mud Bomb not doing any damage to the bot, but it did knock it clear out of the air.

“Gaaaah!!” Elian called in pain as the two skidded to a halt “Nina!?” getting off him the bug type in question tried to shake off the thin layer of ice covering her body, though she could just be shaking from the cold “O-o-o-oh c-c-come off i-i-it. I s-s-saved y-you there…” wincing and getting back up Elian made one large swipe with his Metal Claw, managing to chip most of the ice off Nina “True…” Giving her body one more good shake to get rid of the few remain pieces of ice Nina grinned “Wanna try double teaming one of them?” the empoleon gave her a look “NOW you wanna try teamwork?” if she had a tongue to stick out at the older mon Nina would have “Just shut up and do it.”

While the two had been chatting Ditto-Tuscany was charging them full tilt, ready to run them down, which meant there was NO way she could stop in time as Elian fired off a Torrent powered Bubblebeam and Nina added a spiraling Silver Wind to it. Which created a beautiful, glittering, little typhoon of destruction barreling right down on the bot who could do little more then go wide eyed before it rammed into her, sending her flying back and into the wall with a crash.

“And then there was one!” Nina cheered, grinning proudly as the feral ditto abandoned the wrecked metallic case “Which leaves us with…” she cast a glance at the remaining ditto bot and abruptly stopped. Nina took pride in her ability to read people and understand what was going on in there head, she wasn’t sure how well that translated over to these robots but the last Ditto-bot sure as heck didn’t look like it was at a disadvantage… in fact the gleam in it’s eyes pretty much screamed the opposite. Suddenly shifting into the well known form of Stunner Pikans the Ditto-bot took off with the pikachu’s lightning fast speed, charging straight for Elian.

The empoleon looked confused at this, it could turn into anything and it chose a sophomore to use against him? Ether way he reared back and readied himself to unleash a Torrent on the much smaller mon… till the smaller mon suddenly turned into the hulking electrivire from Team Change of Heart, Charlie Stein. Caught off guard by the sudden change Elian didn’t even get a chance to defend himself as he received a full strength Thunder Punch that hurled him across the arena and into the wall with a loud crash. The whole crowd winced and booed at that cheap shot, unfortunately it didn’t change the fact that while Elian was still conscious (barely) he was out of the match.

“… one heck of a big problem.” Nina finally finished. Why didn’t she see this coming? The dittos were bound by the fact it one of them turned into another mon then the rest of them had to turn into that mon’s team members, which took time and coordination even for machines… but with only one left it had complete freedom to transform into any mon in its database with NO restrictions. Which meant it might as well have been Nina vs. the entire student body.

A hush fell over the crowd as they watched the two, most of them had reached the same conclusion that Nina had and knew they were about to watch a complete slaughter… the rest of them actually KNEW Nina and were wondering how the insane bug would turn this one around. It was nearly completely silent as the two fighters eyed each other, staring hard at the other and sizing them up. Suddenly the silence was broken by Nina, who said clear as day “That does it, I’m cheating.”

The mass “What..?” and sweatdrop that followed that comment even included the Ditto-bot as Nina pulled out her cell phone, hit a speed dial button, and put it to her ear “Husk? Yeah… yeah… I know… so made any progress with those blueprints yet?” by now most of the crowd was muttering in confusion, having NO idea what the crazy ninjask was doing, even the Ditto-bot seemed to be at a loss for what to do as it shifted through a couple different forms as if to try and figure out what the proper response to Nina’s odd “strategy” would be.

“Yeah… uh-huh… LOOK I don’t really care how brilliant the design is! I just wanna know if you’ve found any weaknesses!!!” Nina said angrily, still talking on the phone “You have!? That’s great! So what is it? … what do you mean it’s a little weird? JUST TELL ME HOW TO BEAT THIS STUPID THING ALREADY!!! WHOAH!!” Nina shot into the air, avoiding the torrent of flame from the now Ditto-Goku “… you’re kidding me… THAT’S it’s weakness?” she said, having to pull off some fancy flying to avoid the ice, razor sharp leaves, fire, thunder, and energy blasts the ditto was hurling at her with it’s multiple transformations.

“Darn it…” shooting high into the air and hanging up the phone Nina began to survey the crowd at high speed “You BETER be right about this Husk…” she said suddenly diving towards the audience, which incidentally helped her avoid the now Ditto-Skylar’s attack. The unfortunate members of the audience that where in the path of her dive let out a cry of fright, but Nina pulled up and snatched an unopened can of poke-cola out of the hands of a certain young shinx… who promptly began to cuss at her intensely and actually had to be restrained by his friends to keep from chasing her all the way back into the arena.

Landing in the arena Nina then proceeded to… shake the can of cola like her life depended on it. Once again EVERYONE there, including the ditto who had landed again and shifted to Tenebra form, had no idea what the insane ninjask was up to. Deciding it wasn’t gonna wait to find out what she was planning Ditto-Tenebra charged across the field full speed at the bug, who let out an cry of fear and turned the can towards her enemy like a cannon “HUSK I HOPE TO ARCEUS YOU’RE RIGHT!!!” she shouted as she popped the top of the can…

Now normally shaking a can for a few seconds is enough to create a fizzy, sticky mess for however opens it… but shaking a can for a few seconds at Nina speed on the other hand… well the result is a bit different. The entire contents of the can left it all in one huge gunshot like burst, hurling Nina backwards and soaking the ditto-bot while also knocking it clear off it’s feet. Nina skidded to a stop next to Elian, luckily stopping before she hit the wall, and sat up shaking her head to clear it “WOW… that was unexpected…” she muttered.

“W-what was that about?” Elian managed to mutter out, his body still refusing to move. Nina just grinned and pointed to where the Ditto-bot was getting up, it was starting to spark and twitch uncontrollably as it’s body seemed to lose it’s ability to hold one solid form consistently. “According to Husk whoever made these things was a genius, he made them shock proof, heat proof, ice proof, psychic proof, etc, etc…” she gave and facial expression know to her friends as the Evil Nina Smile “But Husk said that the guy forgot to make the resistant to simple sugars, artificial flavorings, etc, etc… in other words he didn’t make them soda proof!” she declared triumphantly, as Elian stared at her blankly not sure if the ninjask had taken one too many blows to the head during this match or not.

Meanwhile the robots twitching, sparking, and shape shifting became more violent as a rather unsafe buzzing and beeping sound came from somewhere inside it. Just then two orange furred hands shot up from the ground and grabbed it’s legs “HA!! I got ya!!” someone shouted as Goku popped out of a hole that appeared in the ground. After the dittos had sent him flying into the holes Orochi had dug earlier he’d been waiting for his chance to launch a sneak attack… he grinned “Now I’m gonna…” he then finally noticed the sparking, twitching machine he’d grabbed as well as the sound it was making “… uh oh…”

“The moron really has the worst timing in the world doesn’t he?” Nina said aloud, to which even Elian had to nod “Still… Husk said it would have a dangerous chain reaction to the soda… you don’t think he meant it would…” the resulting explosion answered Nina’s question as the Ditto-bot went up in flames, flying machine parts, and pink goo… a LOT of pink goo. In fact most of the arena floor, all of the walls, and a few of the spectators how’d been stupid enough to try and get a little too close to the action was splattered with the stuff.

“… ew…” was all Nina had to say about this. “What a-about Goku…?” Elian asked, struggling to move enough to see if the monkey survived. Sure enough the monferno looked like he was completely unharmed, heck the explosion had actually blasted him clean out of the hole and he was laying prone on his back unconscious. The only thing it looked like the blast did to him was leave him completely, from the tip of his tail to the top of his head, ditto pink. Nina began to giggle at this, reaching for her cell phone and it’s camera feature. Sighing Elian leaned back “What about the d-ditto that was in there?” suddenly a perky “DITTO!!!” was heard… from Nina’s chest.

Looking down Nina went even more bug eyed then normal as she found the ditto completely unharmed… and stuck to her chest in a very personal place like a wad of used gum. Oddly enough the ditto couldn’t be happier about this arrangement as it bubbled and gurgled cheerfully. Nina on the other hand let out a shriek and proceeded to try and pry the taffy like mon off of her, causing it to stretch and snap back into place like a rubber band.

Sighing Elian looked at the arena, surveying the damages. All four ditto bots had been destroyed, meaning they’d won... but over half the arena had been dug up, destroyed, or was currently covered in pink goo, Orochi was still unconscious, Goku was unconscious and bright pink, Nina was cussing her head off as she tried to rid herself of the ditto clinging to her, and he couldn’t move… he sighted again, NEXT time these people came asking him to help them with something he’d do the smart thing and just keep walking…