There's two opinions on the Holidays. The first is Jay's who is jolly, bright and excited to provide happiness and warm yuletidings for all her friends!
And then there's Matterhorn, who as suspected loathes just about everyone, and everything.
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day. That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway. Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright. The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night. Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Dashing through the snow, Get the fuck out my way! You’re so fucking slow, And fat, What do you weigh? You can’t fucking sing, I’ll start a fucking fight. Get out of my way you fucking ho, I’m driving here tonight, Oh!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY! JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY. RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE, FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.
Jay: ©
Matterhorn ©
Art ©
Pleasant and happy birthday gift from
JAY BELONGS TO HungryForTheWolf DO NOT USE OR REPOST THIS ART OR THIS CHARACTER!
Like what you see? More Jay can be found here!
Official Reference Sheet by Toxi
Original design by Bratblush
And then there's Matterhorn, who as suspected loathes just about everyone, and everything.
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day. That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway. Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright. The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night. Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Dashing through the snow, Get the fuck out my way! You’re so fucking slow, And fat, What do you weigh? You can’t fucking sing, I’ll start a fucking fight. Get out of my way you fucking ho, I’m driving here tonight, Oh!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY! JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL, BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY. RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE, FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.
Jay: ©

Matterhorn ©

Art ©

Pleasant and happy birthday gift from

JAY BELONGS TO HungryForTheWolf DO NOT USE OR REPOST THIS ART OR THIS CHARACTER!
Like what you see? More Jay can be found here!
Official Reference Sheet by Toxi
Original design by Bratblush
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