Our first bout for our heroes. One is a universe-crossing champion! A veteran of a war involving many realities we thought of as fiction! A hero for all dimensions, parallel universes, and inter-dimensional species! The other just sits in his chair, writes nasty s*** all day, subsists on Mountain Dew and Doritos, plays video games all day and never contributes to the household, and writes self-insert fanfic about him wooing someone like her. ...Yeah, basement troll's gonna lose.