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A hint or hints of things to come.
This was a short story I had to write as a summative evaluation for my english course. I thought you guys might as well enjoy it.
Don't be surprised if a future chapter looks like this, because I will be writing one or two dealing with more or less the same themes.
If you fave, please leave a comment!
This was a short story I had to write as a summative evaluation for my english course. I thought you guys might as well enjoy it.
Don't be surprised if a future chapter looks like this, because I will be writing one or two dealing with more or less the same themes.
If you fave, please leave a comment!
Category Story / Transformation
Species Rabbit / Hare
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File Size 7 kB
No no no. You see, reporting is all well and fine, but when people start looking under the surface and start seeing something other than what he's supposed to see, or if he tries to figure out where they come from, now that's nosing around.
The theme was inspired from N. M. Zimmermann's extraordinary series, Eden City. Written in french though, so I don't have much hope of it ever being translated in english.
The theme was inspired from N. M. Zimmermann's extraordinary series, Eden City. Written in french though, so I don't have much hope of it ever being translated in english.
This is in the scraps for a good reason. This is over.
However, this was inspired from a much older idea I wanted to include in my chapters anyways. This just allowed me to try my hand at it before writing my story. Who would have thought my english class would turn out to be a sort of furry draft for me?
However, this was inspired from a much older idea I wanted to include in my chapters anyways. This just allowed me to try my hand at it before writing my story. Who would have thought my english class would turn out to be a sort of furry draft for me?
Yup. I gotta say I'm surprised that hasn't reached you yet. After all, the UK was the worst hit by the depression!
? Vat?
People like to think things are simple. Over here, that's the way their grandpa lived, that's the way their father lived, that's the way they were raised, that's the way they'll live, that's the way their children'll be raised that's the way they'll die, period. A pretty small village indeed, where everyone is family to everyone else, and the inbreeding rate is alarmingly high.
? Vat?
People like to think things are simple. Over here, that's the way their grandpa lived, that's the way their father lived, that's the way they were raised, that's the way they'll live, that's the way their children'll be raised that's the way they'll die, period. A pretty small village indeed, where everyone is family to everyone else, and the inbreeding rate is alarmingly high.
That's one of the basic skills of pleaders, to delegate. You get to keep the fame and delegate all the blame on others.
I feel bad for the students having their fees raised, but still that's not a reason to attack anybody! I completely agree, it must not have helped the student's cases at all!
I guess farm and back country people are all the same :p Although my village has grown quite a bit, can't say it's a bad thing, what with the new blood and all :p
Why do people only look out for themselves? You make it seem like it's wild, and that nobody's safe from being mugged...
I feel bad for the students having their fees raised, but still that's not a reason to attack anybody! I completely agree, it must not have helped the student's cases at all!
I guess farm and back country people are all the same :p Although my village has grown quite a bit, can't say it's a bad thing, what with the new blood and all :p
Why do people only look out for themselves? You make it seem like it's wild, and that nobody's safe from being mugged...
Believe me, it isn't any better over here :p All our political parties do is blame the past administration when they're in power or criticise the others when they're not :p
Water cannons? That sounds terribly cool! What is that? As for the students, just a few hotheads will give the whole group a bad reputation. Maybe they can try to do a peaceful protest! Then the police would have no reason to stop them.
6? Oy, MUCH smaller than I though! We're about 6 thousand or so living in the village, though the 5.5 thousand new people came here in the last 20-50 years :p
Cold indifference you can warm up to, and traditional views? As for hunting/shooting the wildlife, what else do you want them to do? Hunt/shoot the neighbor's cattle? :p Although poisoning sounds a bit extreme...
Water cannons? That sounds terribly cool! What is that? As for the students, just a few hotheads will give the whole group a bad reputation. Maybe they can try to do a peaceful protest! Then the police would have no reason to stop them.
6? Oy, MUCH smaller than I though! We're about 6 thousand or so living in the village, though the 5.5 thousand new people came here in the last 20-50 years :p
Cold indifference you can warm up to, and traditional views? As for hunting/shooting the wildlife, what else do you want them to do? Hunt/shoot the neighbor's cattle? :p Although poisoning sounds a bit extreme...
It's the same the world over, the politicians in power can only devote half their time to squabbling, they do sort of have a country to run :p while the other political parties can focus 100% on their devious plans :p
Doesn't seem too fun British people do have a tendency to overreact I guess :p
It's a big village compared to the others around here, but we don't really have much of anything except houses for people who go and work in Ottawa, so...
If they don't they'll go mad and start shooting everything! :p And surely they didn't mean to poison your cats on purpose!
Doesn't seem too fun British people do have a tendency to overreact I guess :p
It's a big village compared to the others around here, but we don't really have much of anything except houses for people who go and work in Ottawa, so...
If they don't they'll go mad and start shooting everything! :p And surely they didn't mean to poison your cats on purpose!
Ha! :p I like that, I think I'll save it somewhere :p
The older people have been thinking that since the times of Aristotle, nothing new there :p
Ha lol :p most of the french catholic families here have been installed for generations, it's just that other people came in and moved around them :p
And I like your hippie thing :p
No! They should shoot targets! Or clay figurines whatever they're called in english! But just not live things. Or if they do, to kill quickly and to kill for the meat, not for sport.
The older people have been thinking that since the times of Aristotle, nothing new there :p
Ha lol :p most of the french catholic families here have been installed for generations, it's just that other people came in and moved around them :p
And I like your hippie thing :p
No! They should shoot targets! Or clay figurines whatever they're called in english! But just not live things. Or if they do, to kill quickly and to kill for the meat, not for sport.
Well. I might just edit that a bit and say it came from me... Nah, just kidding, I'm too honest to do that :p
Or maybe it was just that you were too young to know what was really going on around you before :p
Ha! That sounds really funny! Poor you, being forced to endure the backwater englishmen! :p
A lot of people would disagree. I'm sure I can make them change their minds if I put them in one of my stories though...
Or maybe it was just that you were too young to know what was really going on around you before :p
Ha! That sounds really funny! Poor you, being forced to endure the backwater englishmen! :p
A lot of people would disagree. I'm sure I can make them change their minds if I put them in one of my stories though...
But I'm a scientist! And that's what scientists do! they find interesting and forgotten work and claim it as their own!
Well maybe not honesty, but not lying. After all you don't want to insult people just because you're honest :p
Why you juvenile delinquent! I bet you do horrible things like jaywalking and kicking other people's fences!!
Hey, you were smiling before! Cheer up! Cheerioh, laddy-boy!
Nightmares are a lot less scary when you're laughing, just so you know! :p
Now now that's just being childish. You can't say they're wrong just because they disagree with you. They're just misguided or something :p
Nothing different than I'd do to any other. It's just that it's hard to stay a hypocritical racist asshole when you became one of those you used to hate... I'm sure they'll realize the group of people they were with before weren't really friends...
Well maybe not honesty, but not lying. After all you don't want to insult people just because you're honest :p
Why you juvenile delinquent! I bet you do horrible things like jaywalking and kicking other people's fences!!
Hey, you were smiling before! Cheer up! Cheerioh, laddy-boy!
Nightmares are a lot less scary when you're laughing, just so you know! :p
Now now that's just being childish. You can't say they're wrong just because they disagree with you. They're just misguided or something :p
Nothing different than I'd do to any other. It's just that it's hard to stay a hypocritical racist asshole when you became one of those you used to hate... I'm sure they'll realize the group of people they were with before weren't really friends...
but don't worry, I'll just make people forget about you. You'll go missing, and never be found again! After all, they'll be looking for a boy, not a wolf
That depends to who I'm talking. Either I lie, or I'm extra exaggeratedly offensive with a derpface so people know I'm not serious :p
He, they'll be infected, whether I, you, or them want it or not! :p The beauty of a super-contagious virus! :p
That depends to who I'm talking. Either I lie, or I'm extra exaggeratedly offensive with a derpface so people know I'm not serious :p
He, they'll be infected, whether I, you, or them want it or not! :p The beauty of a super-contagious virus! :p
Don't worry, I'll only keep you imprisoned until you become a wolf :p
And I'll know who you are! Heck, I could even go back to the UK with you and explain it to your parents! With you attending, of course!
When it comes to truth, I'm always very serious.
I won't be turning them, my virus will! At random! :p And I'll get to sit there and watch everyone running around like headless chicken and not knowing what the heck is going on, but I'll know. And I'll smile
And nobody is a target, but everyone shall receive salvation :p
And I'll know who you are! Heck, I could even go back to the UK with you and explain it to your parents! With you attending, of course!
When it comes to truth, I'm always very serious.
I won't be turning them, my virus will! At random! :p And I'll get to sit there and watch everyone running around like headless chicken and not knowing what the heck is going on, but I'll know. And I'll smile
And nobody is a target, but everyone shall receive salvation :p
Ummm, yup! It's all for your own good, you know :p
If I kidnap you first, hen I can be sure biosec won't get to you first, or that you'll end up in jail.
And for keeping you, I honestly don't know. I'm sure I'll be able to find a spot in a forest somewhere where nobody will come disturb you. And though I really would rather not have to do it, I'll probably have to restrain you in some way until I can make you understand what exactly is going on and stuff.
Nasty? Not nasty! Just... mischievous, yes, mischievous And if all goes well, you should be in aforementioned forest spot :p
Actually, not a lot of people will think it's salvation. Many will see the devil's work. But after a generation or two, even if people won't realize, it will be a blessing for the whole planet that humans are no longer human.
If I kidnap you first, hen I can be sure biosec won't get to you first, or that you'll end up in jail.
And for keeping you, I honestly don't know. I'm sure I'll be able to find a spot in a forest somewhere where nobody will come disturb you. And though I really would rather not have to do it, I'll probably have to restrain you in some way until I can make you understand what exactly is going on and stuff.
Nasty? Not nasty! Just... mischievous, yes, mischievous And if all goes well, you should be in aforementioned forest spot :p
Actually, not a lot of people will think it's salvation. Many will see the devil's work. But after a generation or two, even if people won't realize, it will be a blessing for the whole planet that humans are no longer human.
HAHAHA!!! No way! For the Greater Good indeed!Kovash Tau'va! You didn't know, but I play as Tau in WarHammer 40k! Go look them up and come back to me with "the Greater Good!" But yeah, I do mean it for the Greater Good! :p
So you'd rather be abducted by a friend with questionnable sanity than with morally ambiguous scientists? :p Well, that's interesting :p
Not necessarily in that order though :p And I would take care of you! I'm not inhuman after all!
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Actually, maybe after humanity is no more, being humans would be an insult, and inhumane would be a compliment... >.>
Or what little is left already
Nah, we only have peaceful trekker community walks, and they don't walk in mobs.
Well, that'll be too bad for them. Can't make everyone happy.
I think the "might" is superfluous :p
So you'd rather be abducted by a friend with questionnable sanity than with morally ambiguous scientists? :p Well, that's interesting :p
Not necessarily in that order though :p And I would take care of you! I'm not inhuman after all!
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Actually, maybe after humanity is no more, being humans would be an insult, and inhumane would be a compliment... >.>
Or what little is left already
Nah, we only have peaceful trekker community walks, and they don't walk in mobs.
Well, that'll be too bad for them. Can't make everyone happy.
I think the "might" is superfluous :p
Wadda ya mean, robots? They have mechanised exo-skeletal suits, they're not robot! That would be necrons! :p
If a friend humiliates and treats a friend badly, is he really a friend? Just remember, I'm doing this for your (and incidentally, for the world's) good :p
Well, it depends mostly on you. It depends if you'll try to run away. I can't have you going and stumbling right onto the highway, now can I? So tying is optional...
Inhumane :p And probably being an animal would not be seen as bad :p
Lacking? Yes, a bit :p After all, we ARE having a conversation of me abducting you from Canada to bring you here and tie you up in a non-descript forest so you can pass your werewolf transformation easily while the whole world changes into 'throps :p
Evil trekkers? Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
Inderdeed :p
Like I usually am
If a friend humiliates and treats a friend badly, is he really a friend? Just remember, I'm doing this for your (and incidentally, for the world's) good :p
Well, it depends mostly on you. It depends if you'll try to run away. I can't have you going and stumbling right onto the highway, now can I? So tying is optional...
Inhumane :p And probably being an animal would not be seen as bad :p
Lacking? Yes, a bit :p After all, we ARE having a conversation of me abducting you from Canada to bring you here and tie you up in a non-descript forest so you can pass your werewolf transformation easily while the whole world changes into 'throps :p
Evil trekkers? Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
Inderdeed :p
Like I usually am
No worries! Just remember, I do it all for the Greater Good. Kovash Tau'va!
What? Imma evil because I want to save the world from humanity in the least bloody way possible?
No no no! I want to kidnap you to save you from the humiliation and degrading behaviour some others would consider normal in animals!
True, I suppose most people run away because they don't know what the frak is going on. But still, if you were to change and be in pain, wouldn't you panic? I just want to make sure you DON'T run away, because then I can't take care of you!
True, true. but the fact we aren't human anymore, and that humans do evil things on purpose will probably accelerate that. As for lifespan, it will most likely diminish it. Not terribly much, but maybe down to 80, 70 for smaller animals, maybe.
I can keep it all bottled up, and unleash my insanity upon FA, and nobody frowns on it!!!
Surely not Canadian ones!!! :p
It's just I'm usually wrong with people other than you :p
What? Imma evil because I want to save the world from humanity in the least bloody way possible?
No no no! I want to kidnap you to save you from the humiliation and degrading behaviour some others would consider normal in animals!
True, I suppose most people run away because they don't know what the frak is going on. But still, if you were to change and be in pain, wouldn't you panic? I just want to make sure you DON'T run away, because then I can't take care of you!
True, true. but the fact we aren't human anymore, and that humans do evil things on purpose will probably accelerate that. As for lifespan, it will most likely diminish it. Not terribly much, but maybe down to 80, 70 for smaller animals, maybe.
I can keep it all bottled up, and unleash my insanity upon FA, and nobody frowns on it!!!
Surely not Canadian ones!!! :p
It's just I'm usually wrong with people other than you :p
And how exactly am I going to dominate the world? :p If I wanted to, I wouldn't need to make a furry virus, I could take control using money :p Nah, I'm in this just for the fun of it. It's fun messing with people :p
D? XD? DX? D... D... Daffodils? Oh no, I see where you're going, you evil non-white-wolf evil you! Dyose!!!
They will say "Well, animals don't eat at the table, they don't talk, they sniff each other's butts, they roll in sh*t..." etc etc etc. Do you really want some to force you to do that?
Gah! More english/french conflicts! I meant as in making sure you are well! :p
And yes you did! A cute little growl too! :p Would you like a little cookie? :p
I was thinking more like living past 80 years old would be like some of us living past 100, extremely rare. But you're right, it's not that much of a change. How about 40 then? :p
Isn't there a proverb like "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"? :p Completely unrelated, but whatever
All fear the ire of the growling cute grey domesticated wolfie
Well, I tend not to say "I'm right you're wrong". It's too straightforward, you know? Instead, you make them thing you'Re wrong, then you agree with them, say that's what you were meaning all along, and then try to convince them they were saying the opposite of what they wanted to say!!! Messing with people is fun
D? XD? DX? D... D... Daffodils? Oh no, I see where you're going, you evil non-white-wolf evil you! Dyose!!!
They will say "Well, animals don't eat at the table, they don't talk, they sniff each other's butts, they roll in sh*t..." etc etc etc. Do you really want some to force you to do that?
Gah! More english/french conflicts! I meant as in making sure you are well! :p
And yes you did! A cute little growl too! :p Would you like a little cookie? :p
I was thinking more like living past 80 years old would be like some of us living past 100, extremely rare. But you're right, it's not that much of a change. How about 40 then? :p
Isn't there a proverb like "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"? :p Completely unrelated, but whatever
All fear the ire of the growling cute grey domesticated wolfie
Well, I tend not to say "I'm right you're wrong". It's too straightforward, you know? Instead, you make them thing you'Re wrong, then you agree with them, say that's what you were meaning all along, and then try to convince them they were saying the opposite of what they wanted to say!!! Messing with people is fun
Of course not! People are not just toys to be manipulated at my will! They have a will of their own! It's tricking them into doing what you want them to do of their own free will, and then making them think you made them do it all along, that's fun
Of course it is! I just wish I was the one to invent it :p
And that not so many terrible writers would abuse of it... -.- Sigh
Are you calling me a Canis Familiaris? Why you dirt-eating, stone-picking-up-er non-scientist you! :p
I'm sure they can. Remember, they're holding guns. And potentially years of being beaten down and being mistreated will erode your will to resist. I'm more than confident enough in human creativity and depravity they will be able to find something to make you do it.
Gah, imagine how bad it will be when I learn a third language can speak it fluently! :p
Indeed I am. I believe I have not brought enough cookehs and treats to satisfy your appetite, cute Mr. little growly you
You know you want some! Oh yes you know you want some! Yes you do, yes you do!
See? Refer to the first sentence here
Hmm, that's the kind of twisted logic the Joker in Batman could make great use of!!! It officially has the BCRE8TVE Seal of Approval!
Because, like 90% of all other domesticated animals, you're cute, and all growl and no bite And besides, you're too sensitive to really want to hurt someone
But I'm not sensitive enough to not call it on you and not tease you with it
Oh but I have! :p See two points above!
Also, how the heck is putting a ruler in your mouth going to help you in any way? So you can measure how far I've been leading you,how far you've been tricked? Or perhaps how close to you I can toss treats? :p
Of course it is! I just wish I was the one to invent it :p
And that not so many terrible writers would abuse of it... -.- Sigh
Are you calling me a Canis Familiaris? Why you dirt-eating, stone-picking-up-er non-scientist you! :p
I'm sure they can. Remember, they're holding guns. And potentially years of being beaten down and being mistreated will erode your will to resist. I'm more than confident enough in human creativity and depravity they will be able to find something to make you do it.
Gah, imagine how bad it will be when I learn a third language can speak it fluently! :p
Indeed I am. I believe I have not brought enough cookehs and treats to satisfy your appetite, cute Mr. little growly you
You know you want some! Oh yes you know you want some! Yes you do, yes you do!
See? Refer to the first sentence here
Hmm, that's the kind of twisted logic the Joker in Batman could make great use of!!! It officially has the BCRE8TVE Seal of Approval!
Because, like 90% of all other domesticated animals, you're cute, and all growl and no bite And besides, you're too sensitive to really want to hurt someone
But I'm not sensitive enough to not call it on you and not tease you with it
Oh but I have! :p See two points above!
Also, how the heck is putting a ruler in your mouth going to help you in any way? So you can measure how far I've been leading you,how far you've been tricked? Or perhaps how close to you I can toss treats? :p
It's not what I want them to do, it's what they don't want to do, and make them believe it's really what they do want!
Every other TF writer with 8th grade writing skill (or less) uses a random TF virus to change them into their uber-super fursona and lives happily ever after, or have an evil scientist TF people with a virus but it backfires when the main character becomes his super-uber fursona and beats the mean scientist, then lives happily ever after, or being captured and experimented on as part of government tests and be transformed into a super-uber fursona thanks to a TF virus, then they escape and destroy the facility... And so on and so forth. Also, more often than not, the super-uber fursona is either an invincible dragon, an insanely powerful werewolf, or a mix of the two.
I would never!
Well, you could take solace in the fact that you wouldn't be alone. Or if you were, you wouldn't be for very long. And after a while (likely a couple of years) there will be so many 'throps they just won't be able to keep them all in jail. Then, the furry escape, and the fury revolution!!! :p
Actually, I just thought the Joker was amazingly well done. It's a shame the actor couldn't get out of the character and ended his life.
Well then, use it! :p This is the place for depraved logic after all! :p
I cannot say if you are cute, because I have never seen you. However, I can insinuate you are, because your manner of speech and aloofness sounds kind of cute to me :p Also, being a human being, it would be very hard indeed NOT to be domesticated So you can expect more from where those came from
You'll blame me for something silly you did? Yes, that does sound very silly indeed!
That's another skill one needs to learn very fast, if one wants to be a mad scientist and try to overturn the world. The skill of running from one's grave So try and catch up to me if you can! Nananananaaa!
Every other TF writer with 8th grade writing skill (or less) uses a random TF virus to change them into their uber-super fursona and lives happily ever after, or have an evil scientist TF people with a virus but it backfires when the main character becomes his super-uber fursona and beats the mean scientist, then lives happily ever after, or being captured and experimented on as part of government tests and be transformed into a super-uber fursona thanks to a TF virus, then they escape and destroy the facility... And so on and so forth. Also, more often than not, the super-uber fursona is either an invincible dragon, an insanely powerful werewolf, or a mix of the two.
I would never!
Well, you could take solace in the fact that you wouldn't be alone. Or if you were, you wouldn't be for very long. And after a while (likely a couple of years) there will be so many 'throps they just won't be able to keep them all in jail. Then, the furry escape, and the fury revolution!!! :p
Actually, I just thought the Joker was amazingly well done. It's a shame the actor couldn't get out of the character and ended his life.
Well then, use it! :p This is the place for depraved logic after all! :p
I cannot say if you are cute, because I have never seen you. However, I can insinuate you are, because your manner of speech and aloofness sounds kind of cute to me :p Also, being a human being, it would be very hard indeed NOT to be domesticated So you can expect more from where those came from
You'll blame me for something silly you did? Yes, that does sound very silly indeed!
That's another skill one needs to learn very fast, if one wants to be a mad scientist and try to overturn the world. The skill of running from one's grave So try and catch up to me if you can! Nananananaaa!
I never said it was something they don't wanted, just that it was not exactly what they wanted :p So it's not manipulation, it's just hinting others in an unexpected direction :p
Oh no, I have no problem with people who write just for themselves. That's how I started to write! It's when those people think their stories are uber good that I laugh. And it's not as in mocking laugh, I don't post comments like that, I don't even remember any one author's name, I just remember the gist of the story and laugh at it in a sort of passive-aggressive way :p
Refer to this for the Canadian Guide on Passive-Aggressive Humour :p
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/mercer.asp
I agree, magic sometimes sounds better, because the science cliché is so badly done in some stories you just know it's completely phony. And so long as magic is reasonably explained (ie, not "Why did it happen?" "It's magic, don't ask") it does make a better tool than science.
A fair bit too many wolfdragons, dragonwolves, dracolupus, lupusdraconii, and other assorted similarities if you ask me :p
Me? Noooo! Surely, you must be jesting! :p
Well, that all depends on you. I mean, if you avoid being caught to be thrown in jail where you'll likely be locked away for several years in a prison that will treat you in an inhumane way and possibly unbalance your mental state, until there are too many anthros and they won't be able to put them in jail anymore because they'll be full, whereas they might try to release you either as pets or as an inferior second-class citizen or maybe even a slave. Like I said, if you avoid being caught, avoid being shot, and avoid dying of assorted natural means (starvation, cold, but that shouldn't be too hard with your new body) then you might just live long enough to see furries finally take control of the world.
Oh, that's right, you won't, because you convinced me to shorten the lifespan to 40 years
No? You are not? Like I said, have you taken a look in the mirror lately? :p
But if a 'domesticated' 'throp, meaining TF'ed from human to anthro, has kids/pups/children/spawns/whatever, will those be 'wild'?
Of course! It's all the cake's fault!
*runs away, then turns around* "Oh look, a cookie! Eat, my little canine friend! While I make my escape! *resumes running while throwing cookies left and right with a devilish smile*
Oh no, I have no problem with people who write just for themselves. That's how I started to write! It's when those people think their stories are uber good that I laugh. And it's not as in mocking laugh, I don't post comments like that, I don't even remember any one author's name, I just remember the gist of the story and laugh at it in a sort of passive-aggressive way :p
Refer to this for the Canadian Guide on Passive-Aggressive Humour :p
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/mercer.asp
I agree, magic sometimes sounds better, because the science cliché is so badly done in some stories you just know it's completely phony. And so long as magic is reasonably explained (ie, not "Why did it happen?" "It's magic, don't ask") it does make a better tool than science.
A fair bit too many wolfdragons, dragonwolves, dracolupus, lupusdraconii, and other assorted similarities if you ask me :p
Me? Noooo! Surely, you must be jesting! :p
Well, that all depends on you. I mean, if you avoid being caught to be thrown in jail where you'll likely be locked away for several years in a prison that will treat you in an inhumane way and possibly unbalance your mental state, until there are too many anthros and they won't be able to put them in jail anymore because they'll be full, whereas they might try to release you either as pets or as an inferior second-class citizen or maybe even a slave. Like I said, if you avoid being caught, avoid being shot, and avoid dying of assorted natural means (starvation, cold, but that shouldn't be too hard with your new body) then you might just live long enough to see furries finally take control of the world.
Oh, that's right, you won't, because you convinced me to shorten the lifespan to 40 years
No? You are not? Like I said, have you taken a look in the mirror lately? :p
But if a 'domesticated' 'throp, meaining TF'ed from human to anthro, has kids/pups/children/spawns/whatever, will those be 'wild'?
Of course! It's all the cake's fault!
*runs away, then turns around* "Oh look, a cookie! Eat, my little canine friend! While I make my escape! *resumes running while throwing cookies left and right with a devilish smile*
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