It's the time of year for the seasonal Red Nose virus to make it rounds to fluffy critters everywhere.

Symptoms include:
- Craving Peppermint flavored candy
- Being attracted to festive, glowing string lights
- A desire to wrap everything in colorful paper.. everything!
- A noticeable bright, glowing red nose that can be used to navigate the dark night
- Occasional ability to levitate when strapped to sleigh like modes of transportation

If you experience any of these symptoms, please see your nearest postal service and ask to be delivered to Santa.