The squid dragon, denizen of both sea and air. Imagine one of these elusive and beautiful creatures landing on your car, binding the doors shut with its suckers, and drowning your windshield wipers in ink while its vicious heart-beak crunches through the roof...

"It's a kite! It's... an umbrella? It's-- OH GOD AAA--*crunch*--AA--*rip*--*schlorp*--*static*

...Thanks to an (innocent?) suggestion by Inu in the Artists Alley.