On the bright side, at least one of them can use three monitors at once!

Susan Whatsthiskey fumed at the bot appeal manager. "What do you mean, it can't be marked as For Kids? The whole video is him unboxing a lame-arse cartoony mascot suit that apparently didn't even arrive!"

The manager sighed. Ever since January 1st of 2020, Susan had become more and more unhinged at the YouTubers' reactions to the COPPA measures. Formerly family-friendly educational channels such as KnowledgeHub had gained whole new vocabularies, the BIONICLE community was compiling a list of every bit of Nightmare Fuel in G1 and G2, LEGO brick animations were becoming increasingly violent...and now this. Honestly, sometimes he wondered if the Polish CEO wasn't on the side of the Soviets during the revolts that ended their chokehold on the people. For the googel-th time, he considered adding that General Audiences option just to spite her demands that the machine learning be black-and-white in its discretion.

It was then that he had a better idea: "Here, let me just show it to you."

The news the next morning reported that the CEO of YouTube had forcibly been resigned after being loaded into a padded van. The new CEO promptly made sure to add a gray area to the COPPA compliance for YouTube videos. After all, he was determined to build back up everything she tore down. Might as well start small, right?

(Sorry, I felt like writing. We can all agree Susan Whatsthiskey is the worst, right? )

If I got a fursuit like THAT, I'd put it on IMMEDIATELY