
Cthullhu used car lot!!!!
I dont know why this came to mind this morning but it made me feel good, sorta XD
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No job? No credit? No problem! We own our own finance company, so we can offer low, low, LOW financing! Trade in your old car for credit! No collateral necessary, and if you come in now, we'll even throw in a free set of tires, AT NO COST! Come on down to Cthulhu Cars...our prices are INSANE!
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*NogueranteeonthisofferallstatetaxesapplyCthulhuCarsisawhollyownedsubsidiaryofNyrlaphotepLimitedfinancechargesnonrefundableespeciallyinthecaseofthescorpionstailtouchingthenoseofthebearthestarsbeingrig
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