Proza Noria: nick-named "Crash city." Why? Lemme tell you my dude!
This city was always a fast growing town that turned city, and people were getting rich quick from the growth.
Back when horses shit in the street, and people actually gave a rats-ass about steam trains; A bunch of old pissed-off railway workers would purposely "crash" and derail trains.
All because the rich fat cat owners were underpaying them. Some dudes were straight up fired for getting hurt on the job.
When the trains started crashing, some train and railway owners payed for armed guards, others doubled down and started firing dudes for bullshit reasons!
The trains continued to crash. One of the owners went bankrupt trying to fight it! The other fat cats of the city saw this black eye of bankruptcy, and started not being shitheads; They hired back workers and started paying their people.
The workers were the punks of their time. The original Proza Noria punks!
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So allow this raptor to officially welcome you to Proza Noria, the city built from blood, sweat, broken hearts, and punk! Known for it's great views, glowing cityscapes, hot high rises, righteous parties that don't even wait for the weekend, and a drinking problem that won't quit!
Anyway, I told you I know the best spots in town! Especially the private one's... All kosher by delinquent standards! :>
Hopefully the view from this roof meets the hype I sold you on.
This is probably my fav view of the city. I always get stoked to come here. This is even better with company too. So thanks for putting up with the hike up those busted stairs!
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I usually take my jacket off to try and stay cool in this mild night-air. The small breeze is always nice up here too, and I love the feel of it on my face and chest, especially after sweating my ass off climbing those 30 floors of jank stairs... Hope you don't mind.
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Hey man stop hogging the wine! I know it was like 5 bucks a bottle, but I only brought 4 bottles up here!
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We're going to have such a bad cheap-wine hangover tomorrow!
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(*should I make the first move, or is this guy going to impress me and move first?*)
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Onward to bottle 2! Fuck the cups, we're drinking straight from the bottle, like nature intended!
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*two people drunkenly sing*
♫ Sing us a song you're the piano man ♫ Sing us a song tonight !!! ♫
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(*did this dude really just try to secretly rub my ass and play it off on his way to retrieve a new bottle?*)
(*is he really still starring at my butt?*)
Hey dude, I know we met on Howl'r, but stop being a dingus and starring at my ass from way over there!
If you want a real view, look out to the city! Not here at my backside!
Besides, looks are cheap. Getting cozy with a fellow drunken wine buddy is better!
So bring over that bottle you just opened up, and come cozy up!
Characters:
me
and
your imagination
Artist:
TotSAARKONN
This city was always a fast growing town that turned city, and people were getting rich quick from the growth.
Back when horses shit in the street, and people actually gave a rats-ass about steam trains; A bunch of old pissed-off railway workers would purposely "crash" and derail trains.
All because the rich fat cat owners were underpaying them. Some dudes were straight up fired for getting hurt on the job.
When the trains started crashing, some train and railway owners payed for armed guards, others doubled down and started firing dudes for bullshit reasons!
The trains continued to crash. One of the owners went bankrupt trying to fight it! The other fat cats of the city saw this black eye of bankruptcy, and started not being shitheads; They hired back workers and started paying their people.
The workers were the punks of their time. The original Proza Noria punks!
.....
So allow this raptor to officially welcome you to Proza Noria, the city built from blood, sweat, broken hearts, and punk! Known for it's great views, glowing cityscapes, hot high rises, righteous parties that don't even wait for the weekend, and a drinking problem that won't quit!
Anyway, I told you I know the best spots in town! Especially the private one's... All kosher by delinquent standards! :>
Hopefully the view from this roof meets the hype I sold you on.
This is probably my fav view of the city. I always get stoked to come here. This is even better with company too. So thanks for putting up with the hike up those busted stairs!
...
...
I usually take my jacket off to try and stay cool in this mild night-air. The small breeze is always nice up here too, and I love the feel of it on my face and chest, especially after sweating my ass off climbing those 30 floors of jank stairs... Hope you don't mind.
...
...
Hey man stop hogging the wine! I know it was like 5 bucks a bottle, but I only brought 4 bottles up here!
...
...
We're going to have such a bad cheap-wine hangover tomorrow!
...
...
(*should I make the first move, or is this guy going to impress me and move first?*)
...
...
Onward to bottle 2! Fuck the cups, we're drinking straight from the bottle, like nature intended!
...
...
*two people drunkenly sing*
♫ Sing us a song you're the piano man ♫ Sing us a song tonight !!! ♫
...
...
(*did this dude really just try to secretly rub my ass and play it off on his way to retrieve a new bottle?*)
(*is he really still starring at my butt?*)
Hey dude, I know we met on Howl'r, but stop being a dingus and starring at my ass from way over there!
If you want a real view, look out to the city! Not here at my backside!
Besides, looks are cheap. Getting cozy with a fellow drunken wine buddy is better!
So bring over that bottle you just opened up, and come cozy up!
Characters:
me
and
your imagination
Artist:
TotSAARKONN
Category Artwork (Digital) / Scenery
Species Dinosaur
Size 2000 x 1322px
File Size 3.19 MB
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