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Warren H: Fixing The Sign
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The vixen shrugged. "I say we just leave 'em off. That's how Takky made it in the first place."
The raccoon rolled her eyes. "Against our express instructions, or I guess I should say against MY express instructions. I should have known what we'd be getting when you volunteered to model for it."
The vixen raised her nose and huffed. "Well I like it, and it was a bargain at twice the price."
The raccoon waved her comment away. "That's neither here nor there. If you like it so much, pay back the cost to our promotions budget and hang it over your bunk for all I care." She cut the air with a flattened hand, bringing it emphatically down on an upraised palm. "Bottom line is this... If you leave the shells off, we don't get any white flag traffic."
The vixen tossed her head. "Sure, but it attracts the blue flags like flies, and they pay more."
The raccoon stamped her foot impatiently. "Yeah, and the 'maids get a bigger cut of that, AND we need BOTH the white and blue flag tours if we're gonna make payroll and put gas in the tank. So I repeat, quit your bellyachin' and nail those shells back up over 'Finny Gwennie's' floatation devices before they chase away any more church groups."
The female fox grumbled under her breath as the sound of her hammer tapping rang out over the deserted dock. The raccoon nodded to herself in satisfaction.
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Some of the art I've had the pleasure of hosting and faving over the years.
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5881137/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5345484/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6760405/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8758255/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5413093/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5422685/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5818397/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6675329/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10093933/
http://spontoon.rootoon.com/SPwGzGCn.html
The vixen shrugged. "I say we just leave 'em off. That's how Takky made it in the first place."
The raccoon rolled her eyes. "Against our express instructions, or I guess I should say against MY express instructions. I should have known what we'd be getting when you volunteered to model for it."
The vixen raised her nose and huffed. "Well I like it, and it was a bargain at twice the price."
The raccoon waved her comment away. "That's neither here nor there. If you like it so much, pay back the cost to our promotions budget and hang it over your bunk for all I care." She cut the air with a flattened hand, bringing it emphatically down on an upraised palm. "Bottom line is this... If you leave the shells off, we don't get any white flag traffic."
The vixen tossed her head. "Sure, but it attracts the blue flags like flies, and they pay more."
The raccoon stamped her foot impatiently. "Yeah, and the 'maids get a bigger cut of that, AND we need BOTH the white and blue flag tours if we're gonna make payroll and put gas in the tank. So I repeat, quit your bellyachin' and nail those shells back up over 'Finny Gwennie's' floatation devices before they chase away any more church groups."
The female fox grumbled under her breath as the sound of her hammer tapping rang out over the deserted dock. The raccoon nodded to herself in satisfaction.
Text and art ©
warren.More Info here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal...../#cid:56823443
Warren Hutch Retrospective List:
Some of the art I've had the pleasure of hosting and faving over the years.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5462157/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5881137/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5345484/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6760405/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8758255/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5413093/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5422685/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5818397/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6675329/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10093933/
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