chrisgoodwin held a contest almost a year ago and I was one of the winners. He made this awesome badge for me. You should check him out, his art will blow your mind away. (Not the Pennywise way, more the Salvadro Dali way.)

Have there been a murder? Someone's missing? An explosion? Deadly rape? Grape rape? Lack of tentacles? Have the old ones left the deep without noting you?
Fear not, for just a couple of dimes you can hire the Draug to solve your mysteries. If not satisfied money back or one hell of a blowjob. Because who reads the descriptions anyway? *Slurp* *Slurp*