Well That's A Weird Super Bowl Commercial...(GEX)
SUMO! SUMO! SUMO!
Come down to SUPER SUMO and watch the traditional Japanese wrestling sport!
You want big fat man with strong muscles!?
You want splash zone of sand in front row!?
You fan of Tarzan-like loincloth!?
The come to SUPER SUMO! Special $19.99 tickets to be sold!
Special newcomer this week!
He's small!
He's green!
He make references few in Japanese culture might understand!
It is the Omutsu Gecko!
He's brightly colored!
He's got a whip tail!
He won't shut up!
No mawashi fits this tailed terror, thus in the honorable sport of SUMO, this competitor wears the patented SUMO diaper! Available for purchase at SUPER SUMO!
So come down to SUPER SUMO!
Thickly muscled men and thickly padded lizards await you!
.......
SUPER SUMO!!!!!!!!!!!
Commissioned by
LeonXIII
Come down to SUPER SUMO and watch the traditional Japanese wrestling sport!
You want big fat man with strong muscles!?
You want splash zone of sand in front row!?
You fan of Tarzan-like loincloth!?
The come to SUPER SUMO! Special $19.99 tickets to be sold!
Special newcomer this week!
He's small!
He's green!
He make references few in Japanese culture might understand!
It is the Omutsu Gecko!
He's brightly colored!
He's got a whip tail!
He won't shut up!
No mawashi fits this tailed terror, thus in the honorable sport of SUMO, this competitor wears the patented SUMO diaper! Available for purchase at SUPER SUMO!
So come down to SUPER SUMO!
Thickly muscled men and thickly padded lizards await you!
.......
SUPER SUMO!!!!!!!!!!!
Commissioned by
LeonXIII
Category All / All
Species Gecko
Size 774 x 724px
File Size 660.3 kB
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