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hello you are more terrifying than i will ever be and that is VERY sexy of you

first day at his new job and he’s already hitting on his boss

he’s sweet and they’re a demon straight from hell

who could resist that smile

bug buddies

bugs with benefits

let’s talk about insects baby (let’s talk about you and me)

all the demons say i’m pretty fly

a bug bouquet, also known as an “edible arrangement”

you can stack MY banana till the morning come if you know what i mean

seriously though beez is a hard-working demon and they deserve a prime piece of demonic mancandy to warm their throne

holy crap, a crack ship already? and such a bold departure from the original source material!

do you hear that sound? that beautiful sound? that is the sound of an inter-fandom ship going down

they’re both so short i’m laughing

you are treading on thin fucking izzzze. lucky for you i’m morozzzzexual

beelzebub, beelzebub, be a doll and peg me into the ground

you could use a boyfriend

almost a jack spicer and chase young vibe going on here tbh

by which i mean beej is a saturday morning cartoon caliber villain and beez is a top tier demon

beez is so far out of his league holy shit way to shoot for the moon buddy