Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well I had a dream about iguanas that were a faded red and dull denim blue with stripes, then I woke up...Ish...Around 7ish, or 8, or 9 maybe?

I felt pretty god awful, with a sore throat and a cough and a lot of phlegm and a headache and I felt cold. When I roused myself after 11ish I stayed under the blanket and sipped water. I took some tylenol and eventually felt strong enough to go to the bathroom, grab a hot shower, and ready for the day...As best as possible, anyway!

I left and made a turkey sammich with dorites, and let a cold Pebis soothe my throat. After eating I headed to the beach to help with the arch (They needed a tol-boi!) and sister-Amber was really good at the aesthetics! When we finished we headed back up the stairs (the gardener was shirtless, lol, hope he's gone by the ceremony!) and sat around and edited my King Arthur story a bit, which lasted for a few hours. At some point I had to hold the brides' dresses so mum could steam them, and breathing in that steam was sooo nice! After holding up both (Katie and Katherine and Beth took over for a bit), I grabbed some pretzels and Pebis. While eating I was pressured to get my nice clothes on, so I put on my pants and shirt and belt and mum helped with the suspenders and bow tie (a light bloo!) nd then resumed chomping.

When I finished I was told to head to the beach, so I walked down there and waited. Keith walked this strange doge to a far end of the beach (he'd been around a day or so, and we nicknamed him Joffery), then he returned. By then more people were starting to get down to the beach, so I helped mum down to the sands (we were all barefoot, and the bottom 5 stairs were about 25 degrees off-kilter due to hurricane stuff), then dad came down with both brides: one per arm!

The ceremony was really beautiful while still being entirely casual. We moved around in a smol group and took photos. Katherine lead the ceremony, and Alecia held a glass with ice and Debbie poured bourbon and they shared the drink. Between Debbie's vows and Alecia's Amber had to pause the ceremony to tie the white drapes back on the pole. But overall, it was incredible! Alecia and mum made tears, and I was close...Then Debbie took our last name! Eeeeeee! :D

When it finished we took loads of photos, then I helped disassemble the frame of the lattice and hauled it back up to the villa. I felt a bit dizzy en route, and even after changing out of my fancy clothes I still felt a bit of vertigo. It cleared up a bit when watching the bridal dance...First the two brides together, then Dad with Alecia (to 'Friend of the Devil'), then Debbie with her two siblings, then we finished and went inside. I relaxed on the couch again but mum and dad said I should dance with everyone 'cause big dance party! Okay!

I still felt p dizzy, but I did do a bit of wiggle wiggle wiggle to a couple dances. After, I decided to help mum and dad with the grill, getting water for heat control and taking patties and hot doge from the grill to the table inside. Helping out made me feel a bit better, then for dinner I had some skillet cooked diced potates and corn and I had 1.5 hot dogs and half a burg. After eating I sat around outside with some...First going to the edge of the pool to chat with Alecia and Debbie, then chatted with Steven (but he had to control his wife, who was too much alcohol), then mum made us listen to this country song about a man and woman loving each other and it had funny lyrics (Like getting horny watching prison shows), then after I chatted with Levi...Then I had to go to the bathroom.

When I got out they were trying to put up some cake, but I grabbed a slice and sat in the living room and ate it. Just as I finished a lot of people came inside and we played Quiplash a couple times, then we played Drawful once. While playing we saw a mouse run under the dining room table and into the corner, then from there it ran into the laundry room. Mum was worried but dad protecc! Everyone was getting sleeby so we ended the games (I did p bad this time!) and then after cleaning a little with mum and dad I headed outside with them and we sat and watched the ocean while mum and dad listened to country music. He told me about a time he dropped acid and went cave exploring with cousins, then we came back inside and they headed to bed. I got on the computer and watched some tubes while doing some types. I gargled with some hot salt water a couple of times which helped me flush my naal passage out, then I went to bed around 2 or 3 AM.

I hope everyone has a wedding in paradise kinda day! <333