Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well I had a dream I was camping and I shot a few bottle rockets off with my sisters. I went near the campfire and I saw a big black lizard about 2 feet long hiss at me. I flopped a chair over so it wouldn't get too close, then I told my sister to watch it so I could go inside the house and get some breab and other treats for it. I ran inside (The screen door had 5 screens and I had to open each one!) and got some food, but by the time I got back out she was busy playing Super Mario Maker with my other sister. I told her I was annoyed she couldn't watch the lizard for just 2 minutes, but I found him again. However when I got close he took off running into a waterlogged field. I went after him, then realized I was nekkid so I put a towel around me. Someone asked why I was nekkid and I explained I was chasing a lizard. After that I went to a nearby town, which was having some sort of German-style celebration.

I woke up around 12:30 and got ready for the day, went upstairs and made a couple ramen packets. After eating I decided to go on a smol walk to try and clear my lungs, and tho it wasn't sunny, it was pretty pleasant. I walked toward the lake but turned around near the burnt down restaurant since I saw they were doing road work with a backo nearer the lake. Because of that I walked up to the spot where I used to live and even went into the woods where I used to play.

It was a bit different, as I expected it to be. Familiar landmarks of fallen trees and leaf piles had all disappeared, replaced by new ones. The club houses that pocketed the woods had all rotted away, and the only things that remained that appeared familiar were a few trees and the creek...And even the creek seemed to have changed course. I did find an old walkie-talkie in the woods, which was funny because it looked just like one I used to use when I ran through those woods. Was it mine? I doubt it, but the coincidence was pretty interesting!

I had to go poob by this time so I walked back home, counting the steps as a way to brace myself. I got home on step 552 and spent some time goobing off online. While putting in some literary agent query letters my birbs flapped around, and Jewel landed near me. I placed her on the arm rest beside me and let her relax there. I even fed her a Cheese-It, and she seemed okay!

Eventually I started getting sleepy so I put them back in their cage, cleaned up their messes, and headed upstairs. I tried to print my resume from dad's computer but it needed a PIN he didn't remember, so I just emailed it to myself and will print it off tomorrow. I then went to the kitchen and ate 2 bowls of Life cereal, then headed back downstairs. I stayed up putting in some query letters and eventually went to bed around 11 PM.

I hope everyone has a Cheese-It feeding day! <333