Good stuff!

when they invent the technology so your hand is not in the way of seeing the canvas but you are like "nah fuck it i want it there"

I REALLY LOVE THIS THING BUT UPON USING IT THE FIRST THING IN MY HEAD WAS, OH RIGHT, MY PHALANGES

How much was it and what was included? :o

Mine is a Cintiq 13 pro, that was 700 USD(On Amazon, at least. Here's the link). Throw in 70 USD sales tax for my area.
Included was the, of course, The Cintiq itself. A single Wacom Pro Pen 2, A Wacom Link Plus, One Video-supported USB-C to USB-C Cable, One Display Port Mini to Display Port Mini Cord, Proper power supply cables of course, A screen cleaning cloth, and One Micro USB to USB-A cable.

The reason so much is included is because the tablet, at least the one I got, if I had a video supported USB-C port on my computer, all I'd have to do is plug the cable into that and put the power cord on the tablet and It'd work.

But since I don't, the Wacom Link Plus that they supply (which is essentially a small box, no bigger than a person's palm) is basically a workaround. You Plug the power cord instead to the box, plug in either a Mini DisplayPort OR HDMI depending on which you prefer, and hitch up a micro usb cable to it. Plug all that into your PC(Except for the power cord, that still plugs into the wall), and you plug the USB-C cable into the box, and the other end into your tablet.

Conveniently. The workaround method leaves you with only needing to plug one cord into the tablet, instead of two.

It also came with a pen holder and a bunch'a nibs inside it. It's the same pen and holder supplied with the modern Intuos Pro series.

pffffffff