
Yeah I know what happens at the end on heavenly sword. Just saying, the game tanked. hopefully that doesn’t happened to Bayonetta, because this game has the most fun i had playing a game all year (so far). Filled with some ridiculous set pieces and awesome game play mechanics , it never take itself too seriously and thanks to that you get a game that just get crazier and crazier all the way through the ending credits .
I’m sure god of War 3 will trump it graphically , but will it do it with its gameplay? Not unless you have Kratos pole dancing a Cyclops to death.
Also let me lump my Mass effect rant here since I forgot to poast it last time:
Mass effect is awesome. Why? Because:
- The combat is soo much better here since ME1. Like leagues better. This is aided by the fact that the engine is now technically more competent and we don’t get frame drops. Is all smooth like butter. Guns also feel better.
- Missions are no longer of the “copy pasta” category. Each one feels unique or has a unique setting.
- the sense of humor in this world is awesome! Take a trip to the bar on illum to see the bachelor party. Hilarious.
- The cast : their mostly a good bunch. Thane and Legion are cool, But Mordin is the Best! He can buts cap in your ass and while singing Gilbert and Sullivan!
- Suicide mission : that thing was tense. Feeling unsure if every decision was the right one. It also feel nice that, as opposed to ME1, you get the sense that the whole team is working together.
- Banging your secretary . Aaalllllright!
Now what was not so awesome?
- The lack of Mako!! What the hell people?! If you were the people complaining about the Mako then you suck! There was nothing wrong with the mako. what was wrong was that it was use in horribly made random landscape 90 % of the time. The Mako provided a greater sense of scale to the battles, which is missing in ME2.
- Loading times. I actually miss elevators now. The loading times are the same but , at least with the elevators it didn’t cut you out of the immersion as loading screen does . also ,you got some in team banter (take Garrus and Tali to the citadel for some hilarious commentary on the issue)
- The final boss. I can take the story reason for it to look that way but the design route they took wasn’t the best IMO. Especially when you see the concept art of the early versions, which were much more interesting.
- Fuck you Grunt , you’re not Wrex!
good times people, good times
also vote . please?
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I’m sure god of War 3 will trump it graphically , but will it do it with its gameplay? Not unless you have Kratos pole dancing a Cyclops to death.
Also let me lump my Mass effect rant here since I forgot to poast it last time:
Mass effect is awesome. Why? Because:
- The combat is soo much better here since ME1. Like leagues better. This is aided by the fact that the engine is now technically more competent and we don’t get frame drops. Is all smooth like butter. Guns also feel better.
- Missions are no longer of the “copy pasta” category. Each one feels unique or has a unique setting.
- the sense of humor in this world is awesome! Take a trip to the bar on illum to see the bachelor party. Hilarious.
- The cast : their mostly a good bunch. Thane and Legion are cool, But Mordin is the Best! He can buts cap in your ass and while singing Gilbert and Sullivan!
- Suicide mission : that thing was tense. Feeling unsure if every decision was the right one. It also feel nice that, as opposed to ME1, you get the sense that the whole team is working together.
- Banging your secretary . Aaalllllright!
Now what was not so awesome?
- The lack of Mako!! What the hell people?! If you were the people complaining about the Mako then you suck! There was nothing wrong with the mako. what was wrong was that it was use in horribly made random landscape 90 % of the time. The Mako provided a greater sense of scale to the battles, which is missing in ME2.
- Loading times. I actually miss elevators now. The loading times are the same but , at least with the elevators it didn’t cut you out of the immersion as loading screen does . also ,you got some in team banter (take Garrus and Tali to the citadel for some hilarious commentary on the issue)
- The final boss. I can take the story reason for it to look that way but the design route they took wasn’t the best IMO. Especially when you see the concept art of the early versions, which were much more interesting.
- Fuck you Grunt , you’re not Wrex!
good times people, good times
also vote . please?
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LMFAO!!! You know, as soon as i heard about Bayonetta, something along the lines of this comment went through my head XD. Hilarious comic man, great job ^^. I have yet to try the game though, it didn't look like something I could take seriously.
P.S. Wheres the Dante from Dante's Inferno? Riding on Kratos' back? XD
P.S. Wheres the Dante from Dante's Inferno? Riding on Kratos' back? XD
oh i have. i own that love it but every game has a different love from me. i'm not like a young person that plays something recent an that's my new favorite thing of the month. i play a lot of different things and like and dislike handfuls of things about each an every one of my favorite games ^^
Well, to be fair, Divine Comedy, and more specifically, the Inferno isn't lost in society, it's still a referenced text, at least in the circles I'm familiar with. (Bah dum psh)
Though I can't say this is really bringing it into our culture, but really changing all of it into violence to fit our culture. If you've read the original, Dante didn't walk through hell totting Death's Scythe.
Ironically, it could be described as butchering.
Though I can't say this is really bringing it into our culture, but really changing all of it into violence to fit our culture. If you've read the original, Dante didn't walk through hell totting Death's Scythe.
Ironically, it could be described as butchering.
within the game extras the original writings is posted so those that play the game have the chance to read the original. perhaps not ALL of it, but quite a bit regardless.
I'm thankful that most of the original is there for reading if one wants to.
Though I do like the game and the violence to boot cause that's just how I am. I do like the original more. :3
I'm thankful that most of the original is there for reading if one wants to.
Though I do like the game and the violence to boot cause that's just how I am. I do like the original more. :3
Randomly scrolling comments. Saw this.
And I agree. After the first probe launch it turned into "Zzzzz..." You know what would be better?
Flying the Normandy, actually controlling it like a flight simulator. Most of the planets have slavers, pirates, geth, and so on marked in the description, and I always wonder why probes aren't shot down. I think the scan system would be FUCKING AWESOME if you could fly, shoot slavers, pirates, and geth out of the air using the normandy, while trying to launch a probe in a specified target. That idea beats the shit out of just tossing probes at it.
And I agree. After the first probe launch it turned into "Zzzzz..." You know what would be better?
Flying the Normandy, actually controlling it like a flight simulator. Most of the planets have slavers, pirates, geth, and so on marked in the description, and I always wonder why probes aren't shot down. I think the scan system would be FUCKING AWESOME if you could fly, shoot slavers, pirates, and geth out of the air using the normandy, while trying to launch a probe in a specified target. That idea beats the shit out of just tossing probes at it.
as long as EA games isint mucking it up! EA always went more for the cinimatic and left a dull dry game that just felt....ugh
plus they took out the tag multiplayer mode D: and there were quite a few more bugs....but i love the map editor system!
better graphics for timesplitters? eh i could take that or leave it, as long as they keep the same cartoony style
poor FRD, they keep getting tossed about *eagerly awaits TS4 now*
plus they took out the tag multiplayer mode D: and there were quite a few more bugs....but i love the map editor system!
better graphics for timesplitters? eh i could take that or leave it, as long as they keep the same cartoony style
poor FRD, they keep getting tossed about *eagerly awaits TS4 now*
You know that you're good, do you? ^^ In fact, this "gag" and the general concept of it is not very new... but when YOU do it, it looks original and splendid. ;)
Also, you do a great drawing job on all the characters shown here. Dante, Hayabusa and Kratos are all drawn very well and you have captured the essence and spirit of each character in an extremely cool way. ^^
Hmmm... and it's just very, very funny.
Well done!!!!!!!!!
Also, you do a great drawing job on all the characters shown here. Dante, Hayabusa and Kratos are all drawn very well and you have captured the essence and spirit of each character in an extremely cool way. ^^
Hmmm... and it's just very, very funny.
Well done!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't hate Bayonetta nearly as much as I do if it wasn't for such a horrid character design. Sorry, but Cone-headed 11-foot tall angry "I HATE YOU- and myself" just irk me all kinds of ways.
And as Maxwell Adams once put it, the game is pure on 100%. . . Hetero-gay. (interpret as you desire XD)
But for me it just boils down to being TOO Japanese. "yew didn't do 800 perfect combos. YEW FAILSU!"
Gami: (._ . ) <(I thought I did pretty good though.) NO YEW DIDN'T!
Maybe I'm looking at it wrong from the other gender. The obscurely hilarious 'cheese-cake-shots' done in the game after a big enemy kill. Is that the female equivalent of Dante, Nero or Ryu striking a bad-ass pose after killing a ton of enemies? or is it just "JAPAN!" again?
*note every reference to the word japan in this is not directed to the country but to a word that can be screamed out to best describe everything you see that comes out of that country that does not make one god-damn sense." ie: here's a flock of flying panties. "Japan."
And as Maxwell Adams once put it, the game is pure on 100%. . . Hetero-gay. (interpret as you desire XD)
But for me it just boils down to being TOO Japanese. "yew didn't do 800 perfect combos. YEW FAILSU!"
Gami: (._ . ) <(I thought I did pretty good though.) NO YEW DIDN'T!
Maybe I'm looking at it wrong from the other gender. The obscurely hilarious 'cheese-cake-shots' done in the game after a big enemy kill. Is that the female equivalent of Dante, Nero or Ryu striking a bad-ass pose after killing a ton of enemies? or is it just "JAPAN!" again?
*note every reference to the word japan in this is not directed to the country but to a word that can be screamed out to best describe everything you see that comes out of that country that does not make one god-damn sense." ie: here's a flock of flying panties. "Japan."
You know from now on whenever a character strikes a badass pose I will picture them screaming "JAPAN!" Played the game and while it was entertaining personally I could take it or leave it, call me cynical but I felt like I was playing something I had already beaten only this time as a girl. Still it held me over while I wait for my copy of Bioshock2 to arrive and it wasn't the worse game I've played.
Where's War from Darksiders? I'm sure he wouldn't mind helping these guys snuff out Bayonetta. As cool as the demo looked when my older brother played it ALLOT of other gamers believe Bayonetta was incredibly hyped and hated how Darksiders got no love. I normally go with the game reviews that matter and those are from the gamers themselves. They rated Darksiders from 9-10 because it felt like a mix of Legend of Zelda and God of War even if it does have minor problems to it.
What the hell people?! If you were the people complaining about the Mako then you suck!
I nearly shed a tear seeing the Mako die after racing against the clock to hit a Twin-Class Mass Relay and jumping across the galaxy into the Citadel and mauling over the Geth troopers. Seriously, how fucking AWESOME was that? A freakin all terrain vehicle, hauling ass, and launching through space at light speed... HOW IS THAT NOT IMPRESSIVE PEOPLE?! ....and boo for the lack of elevator Cam Clark updates/unit convos. The Garrus/Tali chats were always my fave ^^
I nearly shed a tear seeing the Mako die after racing against the clock to hit a Twin-Class Mass Relay and jumping across the galaxy into the Citadel and mauling over the Geth troopers. Seriously, how fucking AWESOME was that? A freakin all terrain vehicle, hauling ass, and launching through space at light speed... HOW IS THAT NOT IMPRESSIVE PEOPLE?! ....and boo for the lack of elevator Cam Clark updates/unit convos. The Garrus/Tali chats were always my fave ^^
i see bayonetta as a breath of fresh air in action games, the controls and the game play are very very well placed and needed. i loved how the exploration isn't forced but if you want some of the nice stuff of course it's going to be a challanged. dmc was great up untill dmc 4. ng2 was too hard untill the ps3 port where things became awesome but still. all these games were lacking a awesome ass camara. people play bayonetta's 360's demo and you will see what i mean. XD
Supposedly were getting a some kind of vtol attack ship in dlc in a week or two while adding five missions onto the game to play around with em in.
But yes, removal of the mako = smaller game in my opinon. Granted you can still find things to do by popping up your scanner, but it didnt feel at all as neat as driving around in a dune buggy from way point to way point.
Driving up to a distorted signal outside a base to get ambushed by geth to go inside and clear it out for some loot VS scanning for materials to upgrade items because loots gone oh heres fuzzy static we'll drop you on a mission where you have to walk around and push a button.
In that fight, my battle buggy that acted like it was being driven by a monkey in heat wins hands down against metal detector mini game that was the scanner.
But yes, removal of the mako = smaller game in my opinon. Granted you can still find things to do by popping up your scanner, but it didnt feel at all as neat as driving around in a dune buggy from way point to way point.
Driving up to a distorted signal outside a base to get ambushed by geth to go inside and clear it out for some loot VS scanning for materials to upgrade items because loots gone oh heres fuzzy static we'll drop you on a mission where you have to walk around and push a button.
In that fight, my battle buggy that acted like it was being driven by a monkey in heat wins hands down against metal detector mini game that was the scanner.
one answer.. DLC for a overtank with a firegun...
thats your mako, and yes lots of people loved it.. and I as well miss the loading...
they could have used the part where the computer scans you in the hatch of normandy for loading between big map changes.
also ME2 as a SHIT TON of bugs , specially positioning..
I once seen some hilarious bug mid-cinematic where mordin was very far away, and started to move trought walls and stuff until it finally was in the position next to you and making the correct expresions.. XD
thats your mako, and yes lots of people loved it.. and I as well miss the loading...
they could have used the part where the computer scans you in the hatch of normandy for loading between big map changes.
also ME2 as a SHIT TON of bugs , specially positioning..
I once seen some hilarious bug mid-cinematic where mordin was very far away, and started to move trought walls and stuff until it finally was in the position next to you and making the correct expresions.. XD
wow heavenly sword hair is SO potent that it's eternal! her hair will then become part of mythical lore "You must now travel the depest trench in the darkest waters retrieve a single lock of long flowing red hair before you and then you must bring it back to me and I will grind it down with this impossible to find jem you brought me before and with the eatern winds blowing in our favor and a pinch of pepper we will have the tonic to cure your headache"
Somehow I see this as a reflection of how women are held in high regard, but only for so long because it makes men feel that it breaks the natural role.
If women took over the world, reducing men to slaves or to death, how do you think they'd feel in accpeting and tolerating their monastic settings?
If women took over the world, reducing men to slaves or to death, how do you think they'd feel in accpeting and tolerating their monastic settings?
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