Dad needs a zippo (a nonsmoker here who did the same thing to my own parents who smoke)

he cant afford that lol

hah, poor dude, but keep fighting the good fight

Wish this worked on my dad <_<

it seems to just kinda piss people off lol

Saaaaaaame X3c

Paw : [after a lazy cuckoo emerges from his clock and rings a triangle for a dinner bell] Is that duck ready yet, Maw?

Maw : No, and I don't think he ever will be. I keep a-lightin' the matches and he keeps a-blowin' them out!

[as Maw lights each match, Daffy sticks his head out of the oven and blows them out. Fade out]

XD

Careful hun, he'll get a zippo next time

I actually do the opposide I fumble with the lighter until you can weld steel with it.
It´s funny when my friends try and light a cigarette normally the bum turns to asah in an instand well and the brows of my friends vanish.
No friend of mine nowadays let their lighter get into my paws

I've had coworkers who modded lighters to do that just for fun.
See just how tall they could get the flame to go.
Until they unscrew the valve completely and the thing goes up or abruptly disassembles itself into a cloud of highly flammable gas.

One of my coworkers used to smoke until he had cancer growing on his lip where the cigarette would be.