We left off at the first part's literally literal cliffhanger, which happened after me and my careless driving caused the van to veer off a cliff on the way to Mr. Peanut's funeral on February the 3rd, leaving me and my fat friends hanging on a branch. Suddenly, I was beginning to feel an odd sense of deja vu...but it turns out that was because my anime mixtape was still playing in the van as it descended into the dark, deep depths of the canyon.

Anyway, my friends were quite scared. I glanced over at them. "That branch is gonna break!!", Sophie panicked. "Don't you worry one little 'bite'. We've still got a while to go!", said Sweety, reassuringly. "Yeah, that branch would've broken immediately if we weren't all cartoons.", added Drew. Just then, the branch cracked. We all screamed. For a hot minute, we were all sure we would be dead...

...then my anime mixtape played its last track. I was still feeling deja vu. It was CRUNCHTIME. I suddenly realized what had to be done.

I stretched my arm gently under their chins and turned their heads in my direction...

I doffed my hat like I never doffed it before ...

.....and I let go of my cane.

~To be continued~