fuck fat cats, its creative ass party hat time.

so last night i finished the first version of this. but there was one problem. my tag board told me specifically to NEVER EVER FUCKING PAINT ON IT EVER and i did, and it is the most gimpy thing you have ever seen. pretty, but just trashed.

SO WHAT HAVE I LEARNED? probably nothing. but this one won't get time warped. again.

I WILL SEND U BOTH
for  leeurex

since they may be hard to read, the part hats say:
BEST PARTY EVER
FUCK YEAH - PARTY TIME
WHO IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY? YOU ARE YOU LUCKY (and i couldnt fit bitch, or mf'er on there)
and the classy HELL YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

future varities include
GUESS WHO DANCED OFF HIS DADS PENIS SIX YEARS AGO? YOU DID SQUIRT
PARTY PARTY PARTY IM SO EXCITED I JUST THREW UP
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION: SO GLAD I DIDNT DROP OUT
HAPPY 103rd BIRTHDAY; WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET
THIS IS A PARTY HAT FOR DOGS

this is probably not what you wanted, but it is what i god. Also, in the other version, mr. gentleman (not the manatee) has an amazing tan line. i can't wait to do it again. but gayerer

man. i hope i don't offend people with my hilarious wit.