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He's an NCP. They don't get happy in Skyrim.. That and the weight of those are clipping his face into the bar. ^.^
As to if he was just a "regular" guy he'd likely want her in front not pushing him down and pressing at his butt with her sword or buckle.
Though I don't understand not wanting that but would rather have the Khajiit or Argonian ^.~
As to if he was just a "regular" guy he'd likely want her in front not pushing him down and pressing at his butt with her sword or buckle.
Though I don't understand not wanting that but would rather have the Khajiit or Argonian ^.~
You know, never really found myself sympathizing too much with the Stormcloaks given I always play the beast races and they are dicks to them, but like... Wow ya if I was a proud Nord this fucking crew rolling into the bar I was drowning myself in would crush me... Not even considering who that lizard woman ACTUALLY is!
God why do I have a feeling he is in for a 'change in perspective' coming up...?
God why do I have a feeling he is in for a 'change in perspective' coming up...?
The Stormcloaks would accept anyone as a true son or daughter of Skyrim as long as they fought for independence against the Empire. The player character gets the same reception from them whether they're a Nord or a Khajit or an Altmer.
That's actually way better than most places in Tamriel, where they'll just kill you (and possibly eat your corpse) if you're of a different race.
That's actually way better than most places in Tamriel, where they'll just kill you (and possibly eat your corpse) if you're of a different race.
Eh they are still huge racist dicks to others, even if they give you a pass as a 'good lizard'. Being the token 'lizard friend' to a bunch dick bags isn't my go to fantasy adventure story.
Admittedly everyone in Tamriel IS a huge dirt bag, but eh, still F the Stormcloaks still.
Admittedly everyone in Tamriel IS a huge dirt bag, but eh, still F the Stormcloaks still.
Ya tbh, that's always sort of a weird thing in open world RPGs that REALLY focus on letting the player do whatever, even when it sort of brakes the rules of the world.
Like:
Villager: I hate all elves! FUCK THEM! I would not trust one as far as I could throw one!
Elf PC: So...
Villager: Oh hey hero! Hey can you take this amulet to my wife? Its a priceless heirloom and I want to make sure that if I die, she will have something of me to keep with her. This is the most important thing in the world to me so I beg you, please be extra careful with it!
Elf PC: No worries.
Villager: Thanks, your a life saver!
*2 seconds later*
Villager: I WOULDN'T PISS ON AN ELF IF THEY WHERE ON FIRE! FUCKING THIEVING RATS!
Like:
Villager: I hate all elves! FUCK THEM! I would not trust one as far as I could throw one!
Elf PC: So...
Villager: Oh hey hero! Hey can you take this amulet to my wife? Its a priceless heirloom and I want to make sure that if I die, she will have something of me to keep with her. This is the most important thing in the world to me so I beg you, please be extra careful with it!
Elf PC: No worries.
Villager: Thanks, your a life saver!
*2 seconds later*
Villager: I WOULDN'T PISS ON AN ELF IF THEY WHERE ON FIRE! FUCKING THIEVING RATS!
Yes, exactly. I'd be ok with a few things locking you out, like Planescape: Torment would only unlock certain plots for certain alignments, but most game aren't designed that way.
I mean, sure, hide half of the game I paid for behind the level cap raids, but lock me out of a quest line because I chose poorly and perhaps write another quest to make up. Waste of Time and Effort.
I mean, sure, hide half of the game I paid for behind the level cap raids, but lock me out of a quest line because I chose poorly and perhaps write another quest to make up. Waste of Time and Effort.
You can't fool me, this whole comic is an allegory for the economic, social, and political decline of the United States of America, isn't it. I think we all know who Sheogorath is suppoosed to represent, don't we.
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(I don't know who Sheogorath is supposed to represent, please tell me.)
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(I don't know who Sheogorath is supposed to represent, please tell me.)
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