So me and my friend Steve were watching the Black Dynamite movie this past friday for shits and giggles... and we were not dissapointed.
True, it was a horrible movie for plot (we both found ourselves completely lost a good chunk of the movie) and sucked in just about every other aspect, but still... this shit's hilarious.
One such moment of the movie was when our hero Black Dynamite found out there was drugs in the orphanage, and proceeded to shout, "NOT THE ORPHANS" at that moment me and my friend nearly shat bricks. We could not stop laughing at that moment, and the next day, when we played Bioshock, everytime we found a little sister to rescue, one of us would shout, "NOT THE ORPHANS."
So yeah, I made this as a tribute to one of the best blacksploitiation movies in history.
Black Dynamite © Black Dynamite
True, it was a horrible movie for plot (we both found ourselves completely lost a good chunk of the movie) and sucked in just about every other aspect, but still... this shit's hilarious.
One such moment of the movie was when our hero Black Dynamite found out there was drugs in the orphanage, and proceeded to shout, "NOT THE ORPHANS" at that moment me and my friend nearly shat bricks. We could not stop laughing at that moment, and the next day, when we played Bioshock, everytime we found a little sister to rescue, one of us would shout, "NOT THE ORPHANS."
So yeah, I made this as a tribute to one of the best blacksploitiation movies in history.
Black Dynamite © Black Dynamite
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I threw that before I came in the room, sucka!
That was a damn funny movie. Regrettably not as good as the trailer made it out to be, but still very funny. Also, just so you know, a lot of its suckage was done intentionally, as an homage to the less-than-intentional suckage of blacksploitation movies of years past.
That was a damn funny movie. Regrettably not as good as the trailer made it out to be, but still very funny. Also, just so you know, a lot of its suckage was done intentionally, as an homage to the less-than-intentional suckage of blacksploitation movies of years past.
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