I thought it a bit odd that several of my friends have been getting commissions and I wasn't. I figured I was pretty good at what I was doing, so it stood to reason that maybe somebody by now would've sent me, at the least, a PM.

I asked them what I was missing.

They said I needed a commission sheet.

I replied, "... oh."

So. Yes. This is a thing I am offering. Commissions. So long as it's SFW and either interesting or funny, I would very much be interested in trying my hand at fulfilling you folks' most bizarre fantasies as best as I can. Character design, TFs, stories, even writen work.

And if the idea is a good one, I may be swayed to do an animation (they take a while, though...).

I'll charge by the time it takes to do something and will do my best to figure out a time estimate. Subject to change, mind, based on your feedback as clients, but I will give you guys ample updates and double-checks. I want y'all to be happy with my work, after all.

PM me or add me on Discord if you want to discuss business!

... and if you are wondering why a creature like me is suddenly interested in money, it's because I find humans to be much more cooperative and willing to contribute their own services in exchange for this solidified form of social favor. They generally seem much more eager to work ambitiously for monetary reward rather than by threat of world destruction. Which, to be fair, only goes so far...

(Also learned what YCH means and how much I screwed that one up. I'll have to make some templates.)

Thanks for your time, guys. Keep smiling!