Many people ask the one question, where did Dr. Hozta come from ? What is the Olden Lands ? And why does he not say his own name and uses pronouns like "I" and "am"?

At this moment, I will show the 19 facts (plus 0) about the Olden Lands that is Dr.Hoztas original home. As Rebels of the taxi's once said, "Its Jam and juice time !"


0. Aircraft in the Olden lands are called "Pan-ams"

1. Having a bleach stain on your right shoe is considered good luck .

2. Men where a longer shirt giving the illusion of a dress, and the woman where the pants. Any men entering the olden lands must where one or face 3 months in prison. Yet recently lifted because of "angry tourist". Hozta was the first tried a shorter one out of curiosity and almost was arrested at one point. People of the Olden lands ( mostly women ) have there right hand darken with ink to show there responsibility.

3. Cucumbers are honorable and pickling them persevered there honor . Peeling its skin is considered to that of "loss of virginity".

4. Spring root or "vomit root" is a number one export ; a ginger like root with benefits towards humans from digestion to calming effects and even energy regeneration. However if any non human predators anthros ingested or ones covered in it by its oils, they will be sick and vomit all of its items of its stomach out. According to Hozta, they rub this root on humans for good luck in the Olden lands.


5. Olden lands give up meat (moved to powerful plant proteins then meat), sex for children making (vitro fertilization and "self pleasing" is common even in public as a stress reliever ) and feather beds.


6. Cotton plants are a symbol of great fortune, prosperity and hope.


7. Placing a cherry on ones head is to that of a cupids arrow. A lover will come soon depending on the sweetness of the cherry.

8. Video game console are called Cachingo machines.

9. Shirts are called "back pants."

10. A traditional dance is called the "Haji Bara". A mix of stretching motions to stimulate parts of the body with music to relive stress.

11. How they trade is a bartering stick. They balance there palms on the stick the move forward to interested and move back if not .

12. An Autumn ritual is the gathering of the Olden land cacao pods that burns in the night of flame lights. What special about this cacao trees not only the beans have a taste of citrus creamy white chocolate; its beans don't produce Theobromine yet still retain that chocolaty taste. This means any fur friend can enjoy its taste from these beans. Or eat them right from the pod with no sickness ! How they got this gene trait or origin of these beans are unclear. One legends speaks that it came from the heavens in a comet of pure white. Scattered its red and orange fire on the earth to create theses trees. Even if there are more scientific reasons to its Origins, yet the truth is nobody knows of how these Olden land cacao trees came. The mask was to symbolized the mood of after consuming these beans, giving the ideal of feeling in love.

13. Gluttony is worse then hunger. If the Glutton is suffering.

14. A mix of charcoal and lime juice sprayed on the glasses is said to prevent hypnosis.

15-17. Sugary and salty foods should ever mix. Sugar and salt must be separate. If mix they may anger the cook spirits.

18. The olden lands are noted to be a subtropical climate. Many green vegetation and European homes like a mix Croatia and Bora Bora. With a speak to that of a mix of Albanian Punjabi, the closes to describe the Olden land language .

19. Hummus is used as an sexual arousal to stimulate it .

And many more of how to eat, sleep, work and more. Some may ask, how do these weird customs and traditions started ? Some say they are tricks and tips to help ad survival and prosperity. Some say its a devotion to the one upstairs. And some, they don't know, but its a tradition !