I are hazing critters up for adoptshun!!! :D
Just choose which one joo want and pay me $3 and you just got yourself a whole nu character!!!

Also, introducing aksessary boxes!!! For just $1 you choose a box and inside you will find 3 awesome aksessarys!!!

Order now before their gone!!! First come first serve!!!
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-_O... seriously... WTF is all of this adoptable bullshit spam???


**Update**
I have been informed of a super creepy occurance...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3507932/
(I'm obviously not as funny as I thought I was) :P

No, I had not seen this submission before someone directed me to it in the comments below... (OMG THAT ONE CAT IS THE EXACT SAME COLOR AND PATTERN AS MAH BUNNEH!!! D8) ***Cue the creepy music***

I actually got my idea from chickensmoothie.com and the Build-a-Bear Workshop... go figure.