I've been thinking of getting a couples badge with myself and my girlfriend getting married under a chuppah. Only problem- I don't have a girlfriend.

Also, I'm a goy so I wouldn't be taking that kind of wedding anyway.

I got married under a chuppah. My husband is not Jewish, so that's not a big problem...but finding a nice Jewish girl to marry IS. So start lookin'!

Like I said, I'm a goy (non-Jew) so I couldn't even get married like that anyway. I just love Jewish wededings- the music, the chuppah, the dancing, the "refreshing" of the bride- it's so lively and colorful. I would absolutely love to enter into marriage like that; however, I am a Baptist.

Plus, there's the more pressing issue of finding a mate (males need not apply) that I'm certain every heterosexual Furry has. You're in this fandom and you find absolutely no single women in it at all.

Well, I WAS a single woman for quite some time, and in this fandom.
It DOES take some looking tho.
Good luck and well wishes to you in that, seriously. I want everyone to be happy!
And my wedding had elements of both Jewish and Lutheran traditions, to satisfy both sides of our families. It was much fun!

Yes, I could just imagine that after the playing of "Nagila Hava", that the minister might have said that all your children would be "above-average".