I fucking love Pacifica Bread and not even just Pacifica Bread specifically I love all forms of White Bread: Priscilla, Angelica, Bimbo I even had a comic that was under production where I tried to draw different forms of bread as waifus because if anime can make literal cells in your body and ships into waifu's then this concept shouldn't feel any less anime then what anime normally creates for western enthusiasts of anime to enjoy.

But in all seriousness I love Pacifica Bread. I could eat an entire loaf if I felt like it just to get that plush pillowy softness of it in my mouth. Pacifica Bread is my favorite bread out of all other variants of bread and that includes multiple variations of different arguably healthier white breads because nothing about it tastes like real bread. There is zero nutritional value in it its like Northwest Brands one day woke up and said "What if we were to make a bread that is literally just Palm Oil, Sugar, and Corn Syrup."

Literally all the worst things you could ever put in Bread all while straight up fucking lying to your consumers that you're selling them bread and its even better considering for YEARS Pacifica and Northwest Brands have been bullshitting you the consumer that Pacifica Bread is HEALTHY. Have you not seen Pacifica Bread commercials from the 1950's where they say Pacifica Bread has so much "vitamin" within it that it strongly encourages you to consume copious amounts of it which will lead to zero negative repercussions? They said you literally become Jesus just by eating it and what's fucking hysterical is PEOPLE BELIEVED THIS! EVERY FUCKING WORD!

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