Crabs must be really territorial round George's way. Expect them to wheel out a teeny-tiny cannon any minute now. Oh, and before someone says it, yes, I had considered 'George has crabs' as a title.

Art by  blueberserker, who I have to give credit yet again for the excellent design work here. I know I'd buy that shirt/jacket, even if a buff shark guy didn't come with it.