what a short stumpy dick you are holding

OH MY GOD OLLIE UR FAT!!!
**squees and lifts your shirt to get to your belly!**






teasing. you have filled out in the face a lot since I last saw you though. SO CUTE!

I fucking saw that xD

MY DICK SPLIT OPEN AND BIRDS FLEW OUT

I wonder if that would be WORSE than locusts or some sort of an improvement...

Ahhhh I LOVE the blonde hair on you!! Seriously, you rock it well.

Thanks. :D I need to get something to actually spike my hair up with, sometime soon... X)

Dork :P

YOU HAVE RENDERED MY FIRST COMMENT MOOT, SIR

lmao I know, right? I was like... you know what... it's even funnier that way. xD

I just didn't want to spam people with pics o mah faaaace :d

You look nommaliciously nifty. KUDDOS ON DEM FRIKKY SHADES.

And everything is science fiction. Unless you're a Star Trek nerd. D: no Utopia for you!

Also: I hate the goddamn Warsies. They keep touting that their settings better never mind the fact you got feudalism, speciesism, and disease that in Star Trek they all but settled.

IM NOT A TREKKIE. I just involuntarily ejaculate whenever I see the Borg episodes. Or the Q ones. qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.

Thanks! They're actually just those 3d glasses you get for some movies [the cooler ones, not the ones that don't fold that say "I went on a family vacation in Florida!']

Hahahah, not a Trekkie.. YOU HAVE REVEALED YOURSELF. But that's okay, because Q is the man. I dare say he is the maniest-man-that-ever-manned... or... Q'd... as the case may be...