Hoppersmith: *toilet flushes as he comes out of the restroom* Aaah. Whew, what a workout. *sees Tex staring at something as he walks up towards him*

Tex: *looking at pic* Man, wish I could get art like that.

Hoppersmith: *appears behind Tex* What art?

Tex: *startled* Oh, shit! Hoppersmith!

Hoppersmith: Hahahahaha. Did I scare you?

Tex: What do you think? My God, I thought that was my shadow...or the lights dim or something.

Hoppersmith: Oh, come on. If that was your shadow, you’d be fat. Now, what is it that you’re looking at?

Tex: Oh. *shows pic* Well, it’s just art of you, sir.

Hoppersmith: *sees pic* Artwork...of me? *looks at pic for a few seconds* Hehe. Well, I never thought I would get art from a certain artist. This is excellent work, I might add. Hmm...you know, this uniform kinda makes me look like a fine gentleman more than an officer...or a health inspector. Of course, that’s just my opinion.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

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