Yes, the last weeks were certainly... surreal. And no sign to make it better, yet. No wonder the old proverb "may you live in interesting times" is meant to be a curse

Surreal is the right word. I thought about it to draw a soldier who is hideing behind a wall of toilet paper.

I went to the grocery last Friday (not my favorite task, nowadays in particular) to get some stuff for a stew my wife made this weekend, Some areas were a little thin, but not like they were a week ago, and I got everything we needed. The TP shelves were still bare and I got to wondering just what are these morons doing with all that toilet paper, eating it? And then my warped mind decided that, if they were, they'd never have to wipe their butts again.

I heard that they need so much toilet paper because if someone coughs, 50 people shit in their pants.

That's the absolute best explanation I've heard so far. I'll have to pass that on at an inopportune time.
(I replied in the wrong order and had to kill it "below")